Oh la la… I have so many of these, here’s a few for you All completely unrelated to each other, of course.
I go off down the hall, and suddenly come across an interesting person. It’s my mom - but she’s dressed in a long, fluffy, sparkly red-and-gold dress, and she’s wearing a red-and-gold turban, and she has pointy wooden shoes painted red and gold. She’s walking funny, shuffling along on the heels of her shoes. I laugh. “You look crazy!” I say, then go about my business.
“Something’s wrong,” I think, and open my eyes. I’m not in the ceiling at all - it seems that instead of flying, I only managed to make myself sink into the bed. And I’m all twisted and jumbled up - there’s a leg sticking up out of the bed near my right ear. I wonder which leg it is. I wiggle my left foot, and the foor near my right ear wiggles. It must be that one.
I leave, and discover that I’m wearing pants made out of a giant rubber sandwich. It’s like a dog toy. Whenever I sit down, it squeaks.
I go up to her and say, “What’s your name?” “I’m Bowling Bonnie,” she says.
I get back in the car with my dad and we drive off. As we’re leaving, I say, “Wow, our house is really yellow.” “Yeah,” he says. “Either that or blue.” I’m just so confused I don’t respond.
“This one makes me look like a birdbath.” - yeah, this was me.
Then we go down to the stage, to see a Weezer concert. The van is still taking up half the stage, although we can’t figure out why, and on the other half of the stage is one guy with a bunch of instruments. He starts singing ‘Buddy Holly’ while playing all of the instruments at once, including a piano that makes guitar sounds. “I really thought there was more than one guy,” says SM.
…and this whole dream just made me laugh.
Someone has stolen something, although I’m not sure what. Luckily, they’ve also stolen a video camera. We figure out who it was by watching the video, which is about five minutes’ worth of tape of this person’s dog jumping up and down. The dog was absolutely my favorite part of this dream. It was so hairy it was almost round, and it was jumping straight up and down like a dog I used to know, and what with the roundness and the up-and-down it pretty much looked like a furry, bouncing ball. I don’t even think I was physically in this dream, but in my strange nonphysical state I remember laughing almost hysterically for a few minutes.
Hope that wasn’t too long.