Funny quotes, situations and powers in dreams

These aren’t so funny, but some of them are pretty wierd…

USA and Australia have a Danone (Yogurt) war :yes:
USA buys a lot of Australian Danones so they can sell their USA made yogurt to Australia.

I remember having a dream where i was in bed asleep, i then woke up, saw there was nothing to do, so i went back to sleep. I also have extremely random dreams quite often, for example: I turned into a spring then bounced over gigantic mushrooms to heroically rescue a talking banana. WHAT THE HELL WAS I ON?

My funniest dreams:

My grandparents adopt two twins, one is Japanese and one is black. The black one randomly changes genders all the time. My grandmother hates the Japanese one and always hits it repeatedly with a broom yelling, “This is for my boys!” :eek:

I had to write a report on the upcoming Senate election for Brazil. :eh: It was George W. Bush vs. Britney Spears. My teacher was Big Bird from Sesame Street.

Three monsters appear: they are going to fight me - but they will give me the power of my choice before the battle. (I don’t need power from them I’M LUCID!;p) they mention what powers I can choose … one is THE POWER TO OPEN LETTERS. :rofl:

Lol, char99bok and moogle! :content: Especially the idea of Britney running against George Bush… I don’t know who would be more scary as the winner!

Looking back through some of my older dreams, I rediscovered this paragraph I’d written and cracked up laughing at it, so I thought I’d post it here for you guys to have a giggle, too:

I learned that “Fornicus” is the god of wet dreams. He is Cupid’s rival (or compliment) in that he makes you fall in to lust with people.

:lol: @ Stormy and blurvie. :content:

By Storm’s request…

Fuzzy Problems

[ND]Missy was laying on the bed in the master bedroom and rolled off with a thunk She got up on her two back paws and held up a wooden sign. With a rather nice voice for a cat, she said, “Are you fluffy like me? You might want to buy accident insurance from FluffCat.”


Out of this whole presentation, do you know what I found odd? The lettering on the board. How DID she get those letters so straight and perfect? Must have been done with stencils, with white paint. XD

She then left and Tigger jumped on the bed. Doing the exact same act, she rolled off with a plunk (she’s a big kitty =P) then got up and did the FluffCat thing. I laughed and told her that she wasn’t fluffy enough to do the commercial.

My mom, who had apparently been watching from the back, said she wanted Tigger to do it. What the freak?! She wasn’t fluffy at all! Tigs may be my little- er -big buddy, but the image of the scene was all wrong with her in it.[/ND]

Weeee… only I could miss a talking cat, yet notice the fancy lettering on a sign. :lol:

“Not exactly funny, but weird” (arent all dreams…)

My Uncle: Man, youre goos at drinking wine.
Me: Yeah, shure, the thing is that i have never drunken wine.
My Uncle: Realy? O_o
Me: No…
My Uncle: Oh…*

Stormthunder suggested it, and I just couldn’t say no. :content:

Hahaha :lol: Poor card-person!

Not to mention the poor dog! :bored:

My dream happened before I knew the term lucid dreaming, it was an “accidental” LD and the first LD where I took control of the dream.
I was searching for my brother outside amd I ended up outside some public toilets and saw a boy walk out of them so I thought “good maybe he will know where my brother is”. I walked up to him and saw that he wasn’t a boy, but a living mannequin. I suddenly realised that it had to be a dream and thought that, because it was a dream I might be able to control it. So I asked the mannequin if he knew where my brother was and thought to myself “he knows where my brother is” repeatedly. The mannequin answered yes to my question and walked off without showing me.
In the morning after I woke up this seemed pretty funny :smile: .

Hey :happy: I decided to make this post seeming how odd dream humor can be. The most stupid, un-fun things seem to be hilarious in our dreams, as I have seen in mine and in some DJs.

So, post away! I will post directly from my DJ to start it:

I merged your topic into the earlier one that was originally in the dream diary forum and moved it into stuff of dreams so it won’t disappear as fast again :tongue:

I had another funny situation this night :happy: This time it really was funny, at least when I woke up.

This one was quite weird…

I watched as he looked out of the door, and said to 2 embracing people “Hey, too busy, people.” At which his partner came along and said “Where?” The first man replied, “Look, does too busy, people, and 2 busy people sound anything alike to you? idiot.”

When i woke up, i thought of it, and just thought WTF?

A dog bit me in the balls. :neutral:

That happened to me too… had to kick it guess where to get it off…

I nearly killed ‘The Gods Pope’, didn’t realize the creepy guy I attacked was his guardian. :shy: