did you happen to have a rough childhood? nah just kiddin’ but the diarrihea in a sqirt gun made me laugh
Have I mentioned how much I like to fly…
Meeting up with my faceless man is my other favorite
FLY - i always wanted to fly since i was a little kid
Beat up someone real bad ( time for my medication )
Transform into a dragon
Hit people with elephant poo
Doing some crazy stunts
Create my very own city and explore and talk to the people i created
kick Steven Seagals ass
Tie a bunch of people up and throw cars at them
try to lift a planet and throw it on earth
2.do a RC (seriously, iive never done one and i want to see what its like)
3.fly real good
yes i know it’s kinda dum’ and sick but hey I still wanna do it…
Create massive LOTR style battles and fighting in them
Driving a car really fast
Some other sick stuff that I decided to keep for myself
was this BEEB all day? am i allowed to say that?
No, your not.
if you must know It’s not. It’s actually things like riping someone’s spine out and beating them with it…
Ignore that please! Thank you
i’m more of the type to use magic or sword fight with monsters…yeah… i’m a final fantasy addict i can’t help it
In no particular order:
-shrink down to the height of one inch
- become 50 feet tall
- enter a manga
- meet my favorite bands
- enter the anime Fooly Cooly
- use psionics
- fight a wide variety of fantasy creatures
- enter a videogame
- have weapon skills like Beyond the Grave
- use alchemy
- become a great base guitarist
- meet a cute goth girl
- morph into a celebrity and ruin their career
- become various fantasy creatures
- become various animals
- become female
- ride a shooting star (just like the song)
- trash my school
- become a member of My Chemical Romance
- prove that Star Trek is perminately cancelled
- fight Star Wars characters
- pilot a Gundam
- comand large armies
- eat a wide variety of things
- have a tail
- have wings
I think that’s just about all of it, now I just have to have a lucid dream.
What I’d like to do while lucid:
- learn some karate moves that I have a hard time with IRL, figure out how to do them
- sex, of course, with someone specific
- talk to my dad who died a couple years ago
- figure out how to have more lds in the future
- maybe find a helper or guide
What I’ve done while lucid:
- remind myself not to pee in that icky dream bathroom
What I’m not looking forward to, but guess will help me:
- facing fears head on
Well, if I ever get in an ld, first thing I am going to do is create anna kournikova.
Give her a nice, small bikini and then we can go to a pool and swim/breathe underwater. Then, one thing leads to another, and we undress and have sex underwater… and my orgasm is gigantic and long.
Then, I dunno what happens with her, maybe I just put her to sleep or something , so I can continue exploring my dream city.
I will go up to a random DC, say “Hello. Do you know who I am?”
Then whatever he says I go “WRONG! I’m your worst nightmare, motherfucker” Then I pull out a mauser (boomstick) and blow his brains all over the pavement.
Then I go fuck random girls.
And then I go get Anna again, fly to a cloud, and have sex there. Then I talk to some more people and shoot some people too.
Then I want to join the army And kill my instructers, so that the S.W.A.T comes or something.
Then I want to get shot. And I want to fall dramatically. Anna will come, crying and such, etc etc. Then I will close my eyes.
No, it’s not over.
I get up, do a matrix, pulling the bullet out of my skin. Then I start using telekenises on everybody…
lol xD I dunno
Definatly sex, and I definatly want to join the army in a dream. Along with swimming, flying, and talking to people.
AND ALSO, WHY HASN’T ANYBODY MENTIONED THIS?!?!?!?:
Go to another planet. Don’t ‘throw’ it, but explore and try to find aliens.
Then go and explore the intire universe.
Damn, that would be good fun.
If all of you can be insane then so can i.
Some of my ideas include:
- Regenerating past dreams and exploring them
- Going on a fantasy adventure
- Grab people, fly into the air and drop them (i thought of that awhile back then i saw it being done on the movie “dogma”)
- Laugh at unfunny comedians as to raise their confidence in their unwitting medocrity and not laugh at the funny ones so they stay on the ball
- Ask george lucas why in 25 years he hasn’t had a new idea.
- Create portals and time riffs
- Play grandiose pranks on DC’S like telling albert einstein that im going to introduce him to galileo and instead lock him in a room with Tom bosley
- Possess other DC’S and play more pranks under their identity then unpossess them when they start getting beat.
- Act like im friends with a DC so he’ll confide in me his more lurid stories then tell everybody about them.
- Create single storm clouds over peoples head with severe lightining.
- Explore the environment
- Try hallucinogenic drugs
- Come post on this site then come back the next day acting all coy and asking “gee, i wonder why my post isn’t here”
- Go into earths primordial past and explore for ancient animals.
- Put humanoid arms on a dolphin and box it on a raft and knock the **** out of it
- Control DC’s at a mass scale and have them march single file off a cliff then reverse the incident so that they come splashing back up to the cliff.
- Go to a arena packed with people that think they’re going to see a rock concert and just fart into the microphone and breath fire upon the audience almost completely incinerating any solid matter.
- Go into a cartoon or video game
!9. Interact with an existing story (like rumpelstilskin. I’ll just tell the woman his name right off the bat)
- Find my spirit guide to tell her i don’t need her.
- Dive headlong off a scyscraper onto the pavement
- Rip a skyscraper out of the ground and bat airplanes
- Turn mt everest into a mountain of cocaine and sniff the whole thing.
- Taunt the weak and cowardly
- Make a clown laugh then make him cry then have sex with his wife.
Theres more to come!
Ooh, this thread is fun ^^ Here’s what I’m gonna do when I get good at LDing (in no particular order):
*Go on a killing spree
*Reenact the ending of Abre los Ojos
*Have sex (also try out a bunch of fetishes )
*Have THE party of the century. Everyone cool would be invited, Genghis Khan, Dschinghis Khan, Samuel L. Jackson, Obi-wan Kenobi - you name them, if they’re cool they’re invited.
*Learn to be a Jedi
*Learn to be a ninja
*Learn to be an assassin
*Melt the south polar ice cap and reveal the people secretly controlling the world
*Have a Special Guest Appearance on Stargate: SG-1
I’ll think of more another time
Think of what it would be like in a space shuttle launch or flying a ufo
experiance an end of the world scenario :cough: £! a litre crisis in lucid lougne i just posted:cough:that was a long cough and so is this :cough:
Something I just thought up that would be pretty cool to do, is to ride a subway in an LD. This was inspired by ian1’s DJ. I’d love to see where it takes me.
When i read that first sentence there kashmir i thought it was another joke (like what alot here are doing). But after reading i realised that that is actually a pretty cool idea. Just to leave the results in the hands of the dream itself sounds neat. Another activity mentioned even in “the world of lucid dreaming” is watching a tv. Has anyone done that yet?
Time to make a new list:
-Transform into different animals
-Transform into a werewolf and kill people
-Learn how to use a sword
-Re-enact the story about Little Red Riding Hood, with me as the wolf.
-Talk to a lot of DCs
-I think somebody mentioned eating the sun… maybe I should try that.
-Meet some gods.
- You know what this is, right?
- Fly very high or a very long distance (like around the world).
- Go hunting with wolves.
- Ride a dragon.
- Be in the musical/movie Phantom of the Opera.
I think that’s all.
My list :
- Go to places like Camelot, Atlantis and other legendary places.
- Meet my dreamguide.
- Do a “h2o-Body-Speedster”( Its when you travel on the water-surface really fast with only your body, like a racing boat. Done it once in a dream, and it was the funniest thing I ever done.)
- Have sex(without drifting away to Normal D. or wake up)
- Go back in time and witness great battles(and help the good-side with som killin’ )
- erhm… look at myself when im sleeping. and then hit me and see if I wakeup