If all of you can be insane then so can i.
Some of my ideas include:
- Regenerating past dreams and exploring them
- Going on a fantasy adventure
- Grab people, fly into the air and drop them (i thought of that awhile back then i saw it being done on the movie “dogma”)
- Laugh at unfunny comedians as to raise their confidence in their unwitting medocrity and not laugh at the funny ones so they stay on the ball
- Ask george lucas why in 25 years he hasn’t had a new idea.
- Create portals and time riffs
- Play grandiose pranks on DC’S like telling albert einstein that im going to introduce him to galileo and instead lock him in a room with Tom bosley
- Possess other DC’S and play more pranks under their identity then unpossess them when they start getting beat.
- Act like im friends with a DC so he’ll confide in me his more lurid stories then tell everybody about them.
- Create single storm clouds over peoples head with severe lightining.
- Explore the environment
- Try hallucinogenic drugs
- Come post on this site then come back the next day acting all coy and asking “gee, i wonder why my post isn’t here”
- Go into earths primordial past and explore for ancient animals.
- Put humanoid arms on a dolphin and box it on a raft and knock the **** out of it
- Control DC’s at a mass scale and have them march single file off a cliff then reverse the incident so that they come splashing back up to the cliff.
- Go to a arena packed with people that think they’re going to see a rock concert and just fart into the microphone and breath fire upon the audience almost completely incinerating any solid matter.
- Go into a cartoon or video game
!9. Interact with an existing story (like rumpelstilskin. I’ll just tell the woman his name right off the bat)
- Find my spirit guide to tell her i don’t need her.
- Dive headlong off a scyscraper onto the pavement
- Rip a skyscraper out of the ground and bat airplanes
- Turn mt everest into a mountain of cocaine and sniff the whole thing.
- Taunt the weak and cowardly
- Make a clown laugh then make him cry then have sex with his wife.
Theres more to come!