Good one toxyChor . Now let me tell you one of the best jokes I know:
A man comes back from work. He’s quite tired and wants to watch some TV. There he takes the remote and tries to find some channel he would like. Suddently his wife hits him on the head with a frying pan.
“Oooouch ! Hey, what’s wrong with you ?!”, he said.
“What’s with this phone number in your bag ???!!!”
“Oh, that one ? Sweetheart, its the number of the horse I bet at the horse races today…”
She calms down. The next day the same. He is really tired and can be found watching TV again. All of a sudden his wife hits him again with a frying pan on his head.
“Aaaaargh ! What the ? Are you nuts ?? Waht was that for ??”
“The horse phoned you !”