LOL That’s so funny … too much ld4all forum for you 
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I had a dream last night where I put papers into my monitor ( PHYSICALLY ) to transform 'em into money
Maybe just a little bit…You know I’ve never had money in my dreams? I’ve never seen dream money.
I’ve never seen money IRL…Well, I see way more dream money. What does money symbolize to you? Maybe your SC doesn’t have to express that.
Papers in a monitor isn’t strange for a dream, I did that with a can of Coca-Cola once. It was during break at school (and all the computers are always used up, my dream logic is pathetic).
Same here, at least normal money. For some reason I always see money as solid gold coins - like pirate dubloons or leprechaun gold, or even those stupid twirly floating gold coins in those old Mario Brothers games, lol. And then I never think to use it, anyway.
if you have big muscles you are the law 
Hmmmm… looks like IRL logic. 
In my last night’s dream I knew my father has a diseace that makes him unable to play poker 
I’ve never seen money or anything alike in my dreams, rich or poor people neither.
You can sing Japanese songs during a test at school and not get in trouble for it.
Apparently, a health teacher in one of my dreams says that your nose falls off when you get Gonorrhea…
And somehow my teacher had a knife that shot bullets 
Do jokes count? I have had a few jokes in my dreams that made me laugh SO hard. I woke up thinking it was the funniest thing EVER. But then, later in the day, I realize it doesn’t even make sense… 
Scanning an enemy like in Metroid prime
My Dad shooting fire at Bowser
Driving through a girl and then the kids start driving a bus
walking near your home and gettin almost sniped
wake up and throw a plasmagrenade (out of halo 3) in the same second…
Yeah I DO dream a lot of games, it seems.
Sometimes video games come into my games…
One time, It went from Super Mario Land 2, to Super Mario Galaxy, then to Backyardigans! 
The worst part is Is this:
Me: Wait just a darn minute!
(I bet i would become lucid in a second… but then… my mom interupts me)
My mother: Doesn’t it look so realistic?
Me: … ya…
What I’ve learned from MY dreams:
-Hedgehogs can get married, and apparently the bride gets to choose her groom without his consent. 
-There is a lot of snow in the state of California, including many ski slopes.
-You have many of the same abilities as video game characters in dreams, including (but not limited to) Link, Mario, Sonic, and even bosses. 
-Baseball coaches love pork-flavored Ramen, and conveniently a nonvegetarian TV star is always there to make it for him so you don’t have to prepare anything meat-flavored.
-Some graphic designers are willing to steal your underwear as payment for their services.
-Hamsters can survive living outside in a cage during a thunderstorm.
-You should always dress nicely for bone marrow transplants.
-You can change ages and residences several times throughout the same dream without it doing anything to influence the overall plot.
-There are entire cities based on video game characters (I wish I hadn’t awakened from Mario World…it was cool… 
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-Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of the Mario and Zelda series and basically the god of the gaming world, can randomly show up at your high school in the middle of nowhere in Atlanta, Georgia. (I wish!)
-Crabs can act-out scenes from '90s sitcoms.
-It’s perfectly acceptable to have your cousin drive you and several of your friends to New York in a giant mobile home without informing any of your parents. 
Ooooh, I get a lot of this stuff. Here’s one of my personal favorites: One of the students has been accused of having an affair with a teacher. Getting my temperature taken proves it wasn’t me.
It is completely legal to put school children up for auction.
Penguins can fly! I’ve seen it. 
Sharks can chase you while on land.
To get said shark to leave, flood the land with water.
umm mine would be one that has been invlovded in my dreams a few nights in a row now, i have “crystal or gold seeds” to grow the ore =/, cant memba which one it wasd tho lol
Here’s one I like: If you tie a message to a hand grenade and lob it over a wall to the enemy, they will run towards it and pick it up to read the message. 
Mmm…
A tyrannosaurus will die if you put a cat into its nostrils.
You cannot go to Peru unless you take some yellow stones with you.
Ghosts need to eat crumbs to survive.
Casting a porridge bowl at your mother’s forehead is a perfectly valid reason to become a pirate.
Can I post one of my dad’s? He was teaching me math cause I was homeschooled and he fell asleep and said “You can’t put on a puppet show and steal someone else’s act”
Not sure if sleep talking has anything to do with what he was dreaming, but that was years ago and I still make fun of him about it