From my DJ
I was playing with my best friend Duke in the giant playground outside hishouse. Occastionally we would go inside, but we mostly stayed outside.
To the north of his house were these impossibly large trees, about the size of the twin towers. On top of these trees (thery were evergreens with pointy tips) was a man like bert from Mary Poppins. 
I tell my friend about him along with my parents but they don’t seem to think that it was important. (note; “Bert” was about the size of the trees, and was on the very top, not moving at all, looking like he was iceskating on one leg.)
So I keep on playing until I get curious and yell at “Bert” ‘Hello’. Immedeatly I hear a very loud ringing noise and he starts moving closer. IRL, my back bends 
and I wake up.
Na is a SG of mine just so you know…