Well, the title pretty much says it… Either i have none, or i can’t recall any… I can’t remember any dream since i live (I am 15 btw). Maybe you could help me? I want to dream too.
Well, you might (Although this is so unlikely that you have better chances winning the lottery) have a certain problem that prevents you from REM sleeping, wich causes you to have very little non-vivd dreams (as well as interruping your sleep). If ou fear this is the case, go to a sleep clinic.
However, it is more likely that you don’t try to dream. Have you tried repeating a sentence such as “I will remember a dream tonight” a hundred times?
Well, i did a long time ago i think, but i don’t remeber if it worked or not, but i think it didn’t… i tried WILD-ing today to dream… but there was some sort of evil laughter… the funny thing was, it didn’t even sound that scary, but my body still shaked and i didn’t have the courage to continue WILD-ing the whole night…
Well, that’s actually is a good sign.
Have you tried daydreaming?
Daydreaming? Well, i don’t think so… and this laughter… it came after the relaxing part, not when it is supposed after the blinking part… I almost think something wants me to not dream… also, it was ONLY the laughter, nothing else… no HI-s, nothing…
Do you get up quickly in the morning? I personally find that the main barrier to remembering dreams.
No, i don’t. To be exactly, i sometimes stay in the bad for half an hour… Also, what bothers me, is that i can remember sleeping, but i can’t remember dreaming… I think I don’t even have ND.
Hmmm, that’s certainly unusual. I think yours is the first post I’ve seen where someone has never remembered even a tiny bit. I think you’re going to have to decide how much of an issue it is to you and how much you really want to remember something (or have a dream in the first place, whatever the case is). If it’s that important to you, then take TD’s advice and go to a sleep clinic. If it’s not, then just put dreams out of your mind and focus on something else. Plenty of people forget most of their dreams and never care about it - my parents are a good example! 
I saw in another post you said…
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could you explain what these dreams were like? since the members of this forum would probably be able to comment on them better than your friend 
It could be that his dreams are just different to yours 
Well, its pretty much said with this: I am not inside them. not even third person. i just see it with closed eyes… I guess thats no dreaming, eh? I also noticed, that some sort of my personality changed after this creepy laughter… I tend to be more aggresive and push myself, what I didn’t ever do before. 
Not everybody will get all of the things that are commonly described in WILD experiences. The Hypnagogic sounds you heard are a good sign that you are headed in the right direction with WILD.
Dreams can be very strange, in some of my dreams I have no character. It is almost like watching a movie except different in a way that’s difficult to describe. I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss what you have experienced as just thoughts.
Well, I didn’t have a character in each “dream” for about all the time i can remember. And think where you are trying to get, but its otherwise… like a movie in closed eyes, but you don’t flip the channel but choose what you want to see by thoughts.
That’s HI. Next time you have those, try and wake up from them, and then getting back to sleep. Might help you.
Sure, it may sound inapprocate (or whatever, im german, so i may type something wrong), but i think you missunderstand what i meant with that… I do not mean random lights or forms, but rather some topics like animes or something like that i picked up during the day.
if you are having trouble dreaming try the WBTB method works for me to dream at least
Probably won’t work for me, cuz i need the sleep for school and i would wake my dad if i do so… but perhaps it works when im more alone… We’re gonna see, eh? It’s actually working better with WILD every time i try, I even had 2 nearby OOB, i just can’t, like, get out of the body 
Well I’m gonna find it out soon i think, after all, i got over 60 years to get it going 
even HI came last time, even though only one really shiny blue triangle 