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Hows it hanging riddling peeps.
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Jesta… I just realised… your avatar is one of those guys from “Hoobs”. And you said riddling peeps instead of tiddlypeeps. 
people wonder why he knows so much
NO! It’s not like that! I can explain…
Sometimes it’s on TG4(an irish language station) and then I watch it because it’s funny… especially when those robot things sing that song, 
it’s made all the funnier by the fact that I don’t know what they’re saying… hoobs is funny 
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Well, I think several of you could be better at referencing to which riddle you are answering to (shame on you all! 
) Now I think this thread is confusing, as it’s hard to say who are answerring to which riddle at one glance.
Well, try this one:
They’re small (I can fit them in my hand), and I can only see parts of them. When I use them, I can’t see them at all. But still, they change the way I see the world.
LucidityX1000 : your glasses ?
are there realy no one who can anwser my last riddle ??
Lucidity: your eyes.
and to the “paradox”. the man i lieing. there is no reason why he couldnt be.
well sleeper, if you were to put all the cards over to the other side, that would take forever. if you looked at the cards and then put the blindfold on then you could put ten of the saved cards aside and there would be ten on both side.
I don’t know if you mean cards that have to be facing up with saved or just cards that have saved on them. But i think this quote has something to do with the answer in some way.
Yes you got the answer 
Yo
I got one for ya
One day a woman walked into a bar and she asked the bartender for a drink but instead he pulled a gun on her. She replied thank you. The question is why did she say thank you?
Let me guess: The woman is an alcoholic, and needs the bartender to keep her from drinking 
Right or wrong? 
NOpe.
The answer is that the woman had hiccups and he scared her so she would lose them.
Ages ago ulrik_tr asked…
You have a box with 32 blue socks, and 21 red socks.
If you close your eyes and takes some socks up, how many socks are you going to take to be 100% sure that you have a pair (2 socks of the same color)?
and I don’t think anyone answered, so I will.
The answer is three socks, the numbers 32 and 21 are irrelevant and just there to make you think you have to do maths
Okay, here’s one that’s probably easy… What can you read, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Okay everybody, it’s time we get this topic up and running again! I have a riddle for you:
He who has it doesn’t tell it.
He who takes it doesn’t know it.
He who knows it doesn’t want it.
What is it?
Mwahahaha.
Lol, sounds like this card game “Schwarzer Peter”, but I don´t know the english name
umm… well i must b really stupid and i know its wrong but what the hell… the letter B?lol u read a Book, sleep on a Bed, and brush ur teeth w/ a Brush…lol
You put a bit more thought in than you needed to, the answer is just a bed, a book and a toothbrush. No-one said it had to be one thing
What is a drop of water in the ocean?
If you move from where you are now, where you are then?
Just some silly riddles to open your minds
Counterfeit money? 
oooh i love riddles, okay how about GUILT? for that poem about no one wanting and and such.
Yeah, you were right dead, it’s counterfeit money. Here’s another one for you, I like this one:
We are little creatures,
all of us have different features,
One of us in glass is set,
one of us you’ll find in jet,
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within,
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you,
What are we?
Vocals? 
Vowels!