Summon a big, red button and push it. Hilarious.
And on the button should be written: “Do Not Push Me!!!” 
Seriously, I can spend whole dreams doing that and amusing myself!
Ok, I only did this twice. But it IS one of the funniest things.
It sounds like a very funny idea! 
crash into the side of a mountain in a jumbo jet.
make a reality tv show about your current LD and watch it