The Lucid Police!

I have encountered them! Well, one of them.

After having my way with a lady by the side of my house, I trotted into the front yard, transformed into a beast for a bit, but quickly changed back because I changed my mind.
“You sir!”
I turned to what seemed to be a police officer. He wore a blue uniform and a badge that had wings on them. Like the Quest Badge only yellow and blue.
“Stephan…” he continued, “We’ve had quite the number of reports concerning your behavior with the people in your dreams, all the destruction you’ve caused and the lives you’ve destroyed.”
I actually laughed a little at the situation.
“Are you serious?” I asked, “This is my dream. I can do whatever the hell I want.”
“I am very serious. I’m afraid I’m going to have to place you under arrest.”
:rofl:
I’m gonna stop there just because… :peek:

Has anyone else encountered the “Lucid Police” in their dreams or something similar? I really want to meet them again. :tongue:

Yes.

You can find the topic…its name has something to do with revelations.
Some wiseguy told the guy from the forum that he should stop abusing DCs, and that every being has the right to live…We are discussing it there.

But this is far more interesting.Lucid police, lol…

EDIT: Oh, it here…two topics below: [A revelation about Dream Characters)

Interesting thread really :tongue:

Ive had a lot of LD’s and done terrible things :tongue: but its not until Quite recently I encountered the police after destroying a tram :lol: I fled, knowing I was dreaming though :razz: but I couldnt stop the car :bored: I had to stop and talk to them, fortunately I wiped out the officers memories :puh: then I walked away.

So what do you think, is it possible to drive away the LD-cops? :hmmm:

One time I’ve been kicked out of a LD by a sort of police looking guy. That was after I had yelled:“Everyone who is real can stay, and everybody else, leave”. And he came up and looked at me sternly - and next thing I knew I was awake.

:rofl: getting kicked out of the LD… now that’s a good punishment! :grin:

I met one the other night! or at least he was pretending to be one. It was after a situation like wyvern’s :shy: I was thinking what to do and this guy came up to me, wearing normal clothes “You’re under arrest.” I decided to play along and got in a red car. I later found out he was actually sort of kidnapping me because, and I quote another DC I met after escaping, “He was after a piece of your mind!” :eh:

I also met some kind of Lucid Police but they were very nice people and willing to cooperate with me and even took me with their car where I wanted to go.

I’ve also had a run-in with the lucid police :tongue:

I was walking through a door that said no trespassing (this was actually my first LD). As soon as i opened the door, i heard a voice yell “HEY!” i turned and there was a police officer. he said “you better not go in there, or i’ll have to arrest you”

Using my quick thinking, i exclaimed “It’s ok! i’m a police officer too!” I then proceeded to reach into my pocket and pull out a badge :cool:

I never did make it through that door though… Maybe it was a portal to my SC. i woke up after i showed my badge to the officer… :cry:

I was arrested by two silent muscular DPs (dream policemen) after I escaped a school and started flying. I was about to leave when they somehow stopped my LD powers and put me in their cruiser. I was stuck there the rest of the LD.

Hmmm, reminds me of a song called “Dream Police” but I forget who made it…

Not exactly the police, but i was once close to getting sued by a company that “owned” my LD!

The dream is in the spoiler tag:

[spoiler]-My family are camping in the woods. I am looking for a place to put up a tent. The camping site is next to a steep cliff. It is possible to walk out on some branches which hang out from the cliff. This should really not be possible…we would fall down if this was real life. I am having another lucid dream! The branches aren’t even connected to the tree. I pick up a piece of wood, and throws it into the air next to the branches. It floats, and acts as a floor.

I discover I am standing with my foot in an anthill. This isn’t good. My sister hates ants. They crawl up my feet and bite me. It feels strange, it isn’t like real pain at all. I wade into a pool to get rid of the biting ants, then I get an idea. “What if this was a river instead of a pool?” The next time I look at the water, it is a river! It washes the anthill away. My sister is getting curious, and I wonder if I really should do this. But it is only a dream after all…I relax completely, and float up in the air. I can float over the top of the cliff, and pick a flower on the other side of the valley. “It is called lucid dreaming”, I tell her.

Back in the camping site, my brother shows me a note. It is from a company who owns the area, and the note says we owe them 6000 kroner for the building materials and the anthill. I laugh at it. It is my dream. I find another note on the floor, and it claims that the company owns the dream too. “No, look, this is a lucid dream!”, I say to my brother, and draws a circle in the air. I try twice, and both fail. We walk down to the valley again. Four grey-faced DC’s walk towards us. I can’t stop them. “Blink out?”, my brother asks. I nod, and we blink hard at the same time. I wake up in the train seat.[/spoiler]