thanks Painocus that is because the thread is now in the archive
links…
Part 1 ld4all.com/archive0205/viewtopic … 1682#31682
Part II ld4all.com/archive0205/viewtopic … 9522#39522
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DO THE BARTMAN
Bart, Bart, BART, BART
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything
Yo, Hey what’s happenin’ dude
I’m a guy with a rep for bein’ rude
Terrorizin’ people wherever I go
It’s not intentional, just keepin’ the flow
Fixin’ test scores to get the best scores
Droppin’ banana peels all over the floor
I’m the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name Simpson, first name Bart
I’m here today to introduce the next phase
The next step, in the big Bart craze
I’ve got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rythm and so can you
So move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now thacha got it if you think that you can
Do it to the music, that’s the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you’re bad man
Ah front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you’re bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
It wasn’t long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin’ (Bart) Mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin’ by myself confined to my room
When all else fails nothin’ else left to do
I turn on the music so I can feel the groove
Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Doncha slip, let your feet glide now
If you’ve got the groove you gotta use it
Rock-rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
If you can do the Bart you’re bad like
Michael Jackson
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you’re bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you’re bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Everybody back and forth
From side to side
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Pick your feet up off the floor
Let 'em glide
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, She can do it, you can do it
So can I
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Now here’s a dance beat
That ya can’t deny
Turn it down, will you shut that infernal racket
Do the Bartman
Oh my ears, Lisa put that saxophone away
You can’t touch this
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it
You can’t prove anything
Now I’m in the house, feelin’ good to be home
‘till Lisa starts blowin’ that damn saxophone
And if it was mine you know they’d take it away
But still I’m feelin’ good so that’s okay
I’m up in my room just’a singin’ a song
Listenin’ to the kick drum kickin’ along
Yeah Lisa likes jazz she’s her number one fan
But I know I’m bad 'cause I do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you’re bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Everybody back and forth
From side to side
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, She can do it, you can do it
So can I
Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Doncha slip, let your feet glide now
If you’ve got the groove you gotta use it
Rock-rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
Do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you’re bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you’re bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Doncha slip, let your feet glide now
If you’ve got the groove you gotta use it
Rock-rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman
Oh wow, man
D.I.V.O.R.C.E - Billy Connolly
Our little dog is six years old
And he’s smart as any damned kid
But when you mention the V.E.T.
He damned near flips his lid
Words like S.H.O.T shot
Or W.O.R.M worm
These are words that make him S.Q.U.I.R.M squirm
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today
Coz he bit the V.E.T.
And then he ran away
He caused me and my wife
To have a big fight
And then both of them bit me
And that’s why I am
Gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
She shouted get him Rover
And he jumped over
And bit my L.E.G.
She sank her teeth in my B.U.M.
And called me a *?**?
Well I’m telling you
That was my cue
To get O.F.F.ski
And I’m going down to the town tonight
To get a new B.I.R.D.
Oh yes His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today
Both my wife and my wee scabby dog
Will soon be hauled away
That’s why I spell out all of these words
So as my dog can’t hear
Oh I must admit that dog is actin’ Q.U.E.R. queer
Oh yes I must admit my dog is actin’ Q.U.E.R. queer
and now for something completely different
WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL - Ronan Keating
It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word you can light up the dark
Try as I may I can never explain
What I hear when you don’t say a thing
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes saying you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me wherever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all
All day long I can hear people talking out loud
But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd
Try as they may they can never define
What’s been said between your heart and mine
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes saying you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me wherever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes saying you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me wherever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all
(You say it best when you say nothing at all)
(You say it best when you say nothing at all)
The smile on your face
The truth in your eyes
The touch of your hand
Lets me know that you need me
(You say it best when you say nothing at all)
(You say it best when you say nothing at all)
(You say it best when you say nothing at all)
(You say it best when you say nothing at all)
IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES - Ronan Keating
Sometimes, late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She’s lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the light and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel about her in my heart
If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I love her
Did I try in every way
To show her everyday she’s my only one
And if my time on earth were through
She must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
'Coz I’ve lost love once in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for her never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance where there’s no second chance
To tell her how I feel
If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I love her
Did I try in every way
To show her everyday she’s my only one
And if my time on earth were through
She must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
So tell that someone that you love
Just what you’re thinking of
If tomorrow never comes