The weirdest/funniest thing a DC has ever told you?

A few months ago I was really really interested in LD’s, but I kind of lost interest after not having any and stopped trying. However, I had a LD last night without even trying, so I’m hoping to have another one.

So my question is, what is the weirdest or funniest thing a DC has ever told you?

Hallo rachelcr and :welcome: to ld4all, we have this kind of thread already :razz: (whos DC’s have said the strangest things ) :wink: