I had a dream where I was running at the side of a futuristic tank with a samurai sword (in fact, I seem to have a lot of dreams about samurai swords, sjould make it a dreamtheme) against enemies with laser rifles… it was so obvious it hurt
What huge dreamsign have you missed lately Part VI
Last night, John Locke from Lost was explaining this new reality check he had developed, it involved a big fish tank with a huge aquarium, wich he had set up next to the road… 
Oh god i felt so stupid this morning cause I missed a few things in my dreams last night:
I read text and I couldn’t actually read it, but I imagined what I wanted to be there and used that.
I went to use the restroom and noticed that my genitalia was extremely long, thin, and oddly colored. I of course shrugged this off and just used the bathroom anyways.
My new reality check is being around people and I forgot to use this, as well as a reoccurring theme that I seem to have now of being in an old house I used to live in.
LOL!
For me…just about everything. Last night for instance, it was seeing the moon, period. Which I used to see in my dreams all the time. But this time I was trying to make out its aura, and these circular rainbows emerged out of it and started to grow as I kept looking…
But if you want something more entertaining there was that one time where a statue of a Mongolian warrior came to life and was starting to fight with people. I just ran away.
I had a dream where me and my friends were trying to go to sleep to have a lucid dream. 
At the end of my dream, there was a State Trooper car that pulled up, with Huge White Letters on the back that said DREAM SERVICE, and had an old lady inside with a pad and pen. Yes I missed it, because I knew I had to go, so I don’t think I could stay or something along those lines.
I gave myself a huge dream sign right before falling asleep at 4AM. (WBTB)
I told myself, "I will dream that I am naked and realize that I am dreaming.
Well sure enough, I find myself naked in a dream, but it was in my own bedroom, so it did not trigger lucidity. 
Guess I should have phrased it a bit better, namely, “I will dream that I am naked IN PUBLIC and realize that I am dreaming.”
Tonight I will.
These missed dream signs are so funny. 
My latest one was, I couldn’t remember the date. I was wondering if it was February, May, April…
I even stopped in my tracks and wondered,“How come I don’t know the date, or even what month it is?” I was wondering why I couldn’t remember.
And days before this dream, retracing my steps and knowing my place and date have been part of my Reality checks!
Recently, I’ve missed quite a lot of dreamsigns. Here’s a some of them:
A newspaper headline changed every time I read it. Then I just thought “Oh, right, they recently started to make newspapers with that new type of transforming paint …”.
In another dream I said “Would be great if this was a dream, so that I could just fly out the window”. I also put my hand through a mirror, but I didn’t really question it.
In addition I had a dream where I dreamt that I was unable to get back to sleep after awakening in the middle of the night. After a while, I said; “What if this is a dream? Hmmm, no. This is real.” I didn’t do a reality check since I was 100 % sure that I were awake. I should’ve remembered that every time I seriously question whether I dream or not, I’m dreaming.
Too many lately 
And that I was observing a dawn in Norway?? 
There was a time I did an RC of jumping into the air. I floated down very slowly and said to myself,“Oh yeah, the Earth is getting aligned to another planet and therefore the gravitational force is decreasing.” 
Just an hour ago I dreamed of my favorite DC. Haven’t seen her in almost a year. She is my best dream friend and a Huge Dream sign to me. missed it!
I have been doing nothing but missing dreamsigns! 
Night before last I went to to a hair salon at 5 in the morning to get my hair died. I have never done that so that should have triggered something (1) While in the hair salon they didn’t have the color I wanted so I told the guy there I was going home and crawl back in bed so I still had a chance of becoming lucid. (2)
Once I got home I crawled in bed with the hopes of becoming lucid (3)
Then out of nowhere guests arrived, my friends from New York, I did not think that was odd at all (4). I got so upset with them waking me that I was trying to scream out of frustration but no sound came out (5) then I started banging the walls with my fists but it didn’t hurt and didn’t make any noise (6). I then started tossing things and accidentally broke the window while tossing a glass bottle. The big shards fell down, and I looked out of the window, worried I might have hurt someone. I was about 3 stories high, my house was not my own (7). Then I ended up on the street and decided to stand on top of an amplifier that was moving forward (8 ) while stretching my arms out to my side. I told my brother who was carrying the guitar that I was pretending that I was flying like in my lucid dreams (9). I never see my brother seeing as he lives in Taiwan (10)
TEN big dreamsigns all in a row! what is wrong with my head? 
Let me guess Kauai, I bet your not doing enough RC’s . But wow, that DR is good!
Lately I’ve had confusing dreams about going to class even though I’m not in school over the summer. I should catch on to that one.
I had a test, I went to class. I was in my elementary school, and the class was massively deformed, the other people in the class were all my friends that I didn’t know back then, and never went to my elementary. And to top this off, the test question #6 was ‘The 50:50 song’ which made no sense at all. I didn’t know what class it was. And to make it that much better, it happened during during summer vacation, so I should’ve realized that it was a dream the second I ended up in school.
And another one, I was browing the LD4all forums, and saw some dude’s signature that said “Do an RC!” I thought to myself, nah, i’m awake. Lol was I ever wrong. XD
Lately Iv’e been having Dreams where I’m part of a map in a game I regularly play.
3 out of my last 5 dreams Iv’e been in one and Iv’e failed to realise Iv’e been dreaming. I also remember thinking during one of my dreams about a movie I watched just before I went to bed but failed to pick up on.
It would be great to become Lucid in a dream 
So today I was on my way home. I used a very unusual way, which I haven’t used for months. For a while there was a girl walking in front of me and she had these huge fake black butterfly wings on her back. I thought it was kind of funny going around like this.
A moment after that, I looked aroud me precisely, taking in my surroundings like buildings etc, and thought -I wonder why I don’t pay much attention to my surroundings in dreams, I bet it can’t be as detailed and real as this- like I often do. I consider it kind of a RC, you know, trying to find something weird…
Of course I was in a dream. -___- but it didn’t hit me.
So I continue walking and near my house I notice this neigbour’s house, it looks completely different. I think -oh, that’s weird. They keep rebuilding their house like this.- (it had two parts instead of one, it was ruined and all their furniture and things vere tossed around the garden -__-; yeah.)
in front of our house, there were some people, selling something. I walked past them and overheard “Oh, yes it sells better when they are high. You know, those kids have marijuana and stuff…”
I remember my classmates and think -lol, yeah…-
and even when I was in our house, I noticed a HUGE pack of dog food. It had a really big letters on it, saying “BAD DOG” …
I thought it was a weird thing to write on a dog food, so I looked at it again, and this time there was “DOG FOOD” I was pleased with this and went to my room.
facepalm
I’ve missed a bunch. But one that makes me laugh the most is having actor/comedian Jim Carey as my b/f. lol
Last night there was this anthropomorphic catman in my dream, and I remember shouting, “Does this make any sense to you either?!” And the night before I was a man, and I actually examined my stubby fingers and picked at my chest hair and I knew something was off, but I didn’t quite make the connection.
My copy of Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World multiplied in front of me.
I’m not upset though.