Whose DCs have said the strangest things? Part II

hah some amazing replies in this topic
the one i can remember was around two months ago.
Im my dream i was lying in my bed with my leg hurt(i had an injury IRL) and next to me i see this short old man building a transformer of my size
so i ask him

me: what are you doing?
old man: building a transformer for you…
me: why ?
old man: so we can replace your legs with the transformers ones.
me: are you reliable ?
old man:(O_o) are YOU reliable ?