Hm, the weirdest thing a DC has said… not much material to browse here. But I’ve had a fair amount of weird occurances:
[ND](At the sports hall at school. Everyone is aimlessly running about.)
Teacher: Don’t change the options!
(At a cinema. Me and my family go up the stairs, where the actual cinema is.)
Pimple-faced kid: You’re lucky. Only eight families are allowed to go up, you know.
(My brother walks down a hallway to the right, then comes out of a hallway to the left)
Me: How can you do that?
Brother: Well, I just can.
(I was fighting zombies, armed with a knife. Afterwards…)
Me: We’re getting nowhere with this. I need a firearm or something.
Grandma: Well, your aunt has a crowguard.
Me: A what?
Grandma: It solved the problem last time. She needed to put a chair on it though.
Me: But- wakes up[/ND]
Maybe there’s more. But that’s all that I remember right now.