AHH! Sex dreams! Oh, is there no escape?!?!

holy reality, the reason i believe it would feel fake is because you have never had sex b 4 and u dont know how it feels, it would more than likely feel like your wanking or something which im guessing uve done.

well i can’t “wank” in dreams at all, really, it feels unlubricated and rough and stuff…

it might mean i’m doing it in real life while i’m doing it in the dream, i don’t know.

and no it doesn’t usually feel like that… it feels like i would sort of imagine it, sometimes, if i direct it in a certain way.

Do you think that’s a possibility? I mean, aren’t you supposed to be paralyzed in REM so you don’t act out your dreams? You could always test it out, but I REALLY don’t think it would go over well. “Hey, do you think you could watch while I dream to see if I–”

Blood-curdling screams followed by door slamming

:grin:

I don’t think you could pay me…

Well maybe…

Lol i used to have that problem. One really annoying thing was the girl would start off looking normal, then shrink to 10 cm high as soon as i got close. As said by everyone else, it will go away once u have sex IRL. Bit ironic, since once u have it IRL u don’t need it in dreams as much!

i havent had a lucid dream yet, but in normal dreams, the chix anatomy from what i remember is all good, its funny cause the chix tits n shit rnt like fake, like a porn star, they are normal, the average woman with 10-DD :cool_laugh:

i havent had a lucid dream yet, but in normal dreams, the chix anatomy from what i remember is all good, its funny cause the chix tits n shit rnt like fake, like a porn star, they are normal, the average woman with 10-DD :cool_laugh:

Maybe you could try having them give you oral sex, they wouldn’t need to be naked for that.

I used to have the same problem. I had those kinda dreams for aaaaaages and woke up… well… ya know… sticky…

I found a cure though!

WANK!
Wank to your hearts delight.
It cures it.
2 of my buddies found the same results:
Wank = No sex dreams

I would much rather have astral sex than wank.

For a start, wanking is a bit dirty, and would be embarressing if u were caught. Secondly, wanking doesn’t involve any chicks. And there’s just something satisfying about successfully pulling off astral sex, as it is a pretty amazing skill. You know, the whole mind over matter thing.