WILD is out of the question now, I can’t stay still, it’s too hot. I’ve noticed I woke up at pretty good times last night but it was missed DS after missed DS. MILD, with my (non-existent) awareness that’s never going to happen.
WILD is my best bet, but not now.
we can’t have LDs without WILD or MILD? I mean, only by realising it’s a dream within the dream…
I can’t. WILD and possibly WBTB are the only things I can see myself doing. I never realize it’s a dream, ever. Let alone remember during the dream that I wanted to be lucid (MILD).
My awareness, memory and rationality completely go to hell as soon as I fall asleep normally. I’m a zombie in normal dreams.
You can have LD’s without using the WILD and MILD techniques. The most simplest form of a LD is when you realise that it is a dream. This is called a DILD. It requires some basic awareness, no WILD or MILD.
Regarding The Nameless One, have you been trying to raise your awareness by doing RC’s when you see a DS in waking life? The key here is to do these RC’s consistently and long enough. If you do them for a couple of days and lose interest, it won’t really work.
Yes, I randomly check if I’m dreaming. Like, I concentrate and scour the surroundings for inconsistencies. And I’d be pretty much set if I were dreaming. Which I never am. I also do a lot of RCs while outside, like looking at my hands or seeing if my nose is still there.
But I’ve never found myself doing a RC in a dream. In this very moment I’m checking the time and text and the letters on the keyboard and the physicality of the chair. How often should one do RCs?
RC’s should be done whenever you see a DS, or just think about them. From your explanation, it sounds that you are doing RC’s in the right way and that it is not the problem.
Another question, do you use a DJ? It is a good thing to have and helps to keep your motivation up. Also it focuses your mind on (lucid) dreams.
I used to have one here years ago, but then I took a huge hiatus from dreaming and who knows where it is now.
I’ve been thinking of starting a new one, I’ve been waiting for a decent dream to start it with, but I may have to just start it anyway with whatever shreds I have.
Yes, you definitely should. It might help, who knows. I can’t comprehend how some people could not be able to have lucid dreams. That seems nonsense. I will personally make sure that you get a LD 
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Unfortunately, in most cases you’ll have to build up at least some DR before having a decent dream, not the other way around 
although I understand you’re way of thinking/feeling. DJ can be VERY effective. Try typing/writing out as much details as you can possibly remember. At the beginning it will be a bit hard and boring, but the snow ball will soon start rolling 
When I was really serious about my DR (I was mainly focusing on DR, almost not at all in LD’s) I was remembering some dreams with so much detail that my general dream awareness was higher than normal and I would just realize it was a dream. I know you said you never realize it’s a dream, but slowly increasing your awareness in dreams through DR, you might at least get closer.
On another note, have you ever tried meditation? I can rarely do it, but when I do I realize a great increase in DR and LD chances.
Anyway, I like to think (don’t care if it’s BS, really XD ) that the longer you wait the more awesome it will be when you get one! 
And seeing as you’ve been here for a while and haven’t given up yet is great. So many people just give up after a month.
sometimes having too much anticipation can prevent me from becoming lucid; or it just wakes me up again.
One fragment yesterday, two today, I see an increase. I can make all my wishes come true even if temporarily, how could I not keep wanting it as long as I’m capable of wanting anything?
But I haven’t tried meditation. I barely know what it is.
Cool! the trick is being able to have fun with your ND’s. 
If you’re interested you can just google meditation (or even meditation for western people, in case the “religious” side bothers you). I’m not the best person to explain as I have little experience myself, but meditation is nothing more than being aware. Sitting straight and focusing on your breathing or on your senses, letting your thoughts just float by instead of getting involved in them.
I can’t even have fun with a ND now that I barely have any recall, let alone vividness. I guess that will be the first thing I’ll enjoy.
Nothing “religious” would bother me if they don’t beat me over the head with it or blatantly go against fundamental scientific facts. In that case, I might even be interested, even if just to hear what they have to say.