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Oh Ecila6 this was hilarious.
So Ecila says the navy seal joke thing:
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”
and Thorn kicks her ( fair play) so she writes it in a polite manner:
“What the holy cow did you just say about me, you little Bogus? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pillow factory, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on beds with no pillow, and I have over 300 confirmed good deeds. I am trained in pillow warfare and I’m the top hugger in the entire US pillow forces. You are the nicest person I’ve ever met. I will hug you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my great words. You think you can get away with saying that great joke to me over the Internet? Think again, kitty. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pillow factories across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pillow-storm, sweetheart. The storm that hugs out the bad little thing you call sadness. You’re about to become happy, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire pillow-arsenal of the United States Marine dreamers and I will use it to its full extent to hug your sadness off the face of the continent, you little kitty. If only you could have known what great retribution your little fun comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have told it your friends. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re having fun, you lucky sweetheart. I will hug all over you and you will love it. You’re greatly hugged, kiddo.”
Haha just hilarious
*edited sorry thorn
^ I did not ban Ecila6 (I kicked her) nor did I ask her to dumb that down, but the rest is accurate. I’m not sure if the moderators would appreciate the cursing from the chat being placed onto the forum, but that’s not my domain.
My . <3
Tggtt, I don’t have logs, could you post a complete . cycle?
Disclaimer: Before you jump at any throats, the following has been ripped out of context.
Context: Dwarf Fortress related xD
A Pandemic disease is detected in the country where caeks and Fate live…
Fate was already sick so I asked about caeks and he was sick as well!
It’s recommended to read without opening the spoilers first.
2014-03-09 All times are UTC.
I have hidden the details to expose the best parts, and perhaps, giving a twisted idea of what is happening.
[12:47:13] --> caeks joined #LD4all (~email@example.com).
[12:48:23] its caeks
[12:48:54] caeks: be careful
[12:49:01] you could get Fate|Sick’s sickness
[12:49:25] Fate|Sick: are you better already?
[12:49:29] plz answer
[12:50:53] bot not working
[12:51:10] <Fate|Sick> yeah im better
[12:51:18] <Fate|Sick> no fever, trying eating now
[12:51:28] <Fate|Sick> hadnt eaten for 36h because nothing stayed down
[12:51:28] Hi demented, Tggtt, Fate.
[/spoiler][12:51:43] I’m sick too.
[12:52:08] Well actually the diarhhea blast went away already. now I’m suffering the aftermath + I got a cold.
[12:52:20] Like double sickness.
[12:52:20] IT’S PANDEMIC
[spoiler][12:52:24] Be sure to drink lots of water
[12:52:39] <Fate|Sick> Madagascar has closed its ports and airports.
[12:52:52] Haha that game.
[12:52:55] Madagascar only has a port
[12:53:04] and a hospital
[12:54:00] Eilatan: O~o
[12:54:02] Eilatan: crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html
[12:54:44] What the, Tg
[12:55:05] “Description: Customize your disease and wipe out the population!”
[12:55:11] How fun! /sarcasm
[12:55:26] the game is actually very interesting
[12:55:29] you learn a lot
[12:55:33] * demented tickles chat
[12:55:41] <Fate|Sick> its fun in a very demented way
[12:55:42] <Fate|Sick> kekeke
[12:55:53] *** Fate|Sick is now known as Fate|Healing.
[13:00:12] I feel like I had this game in a dream
[13:00:14] Holy crap
[13:00:27] “Disease spotted in russia” “New Zealand Dealing with widespread flooding”
[13:00:28] oh, i used to play that game
[13:00:37] I think in my dream the disease went to NZ
[13:00:37] even siiw
[13:00:40] it is more fun than it sounds like
[13:00:43] <- has no idea how to play
[13:05:07] How dooo I playyyy?
[13:05:47] use the menus at bottom
[13:07:13] Yes! Spreading to east europe, china and greenland
[13:07:15] And southafrica!
[13:07:17] And cuba!
[13:07:24] North africa
[13:07:36] you are so evil eil
[13:07:46] UNITED STATES!
[13:07:50] I made a bacteria called Dogeotosis and everyone died… Except Madagascar… Always that!
[13:08:05] my best got madagascar
[13:08:08] but not greenland
[13:09:01] Apparently my disease causes dementa
[13:09:02] that’s horrible
[13:09:30] They’re starting to research a vaccine!
[13:09:57] you are famous now
[13:10:18] “Government of India forcing curfews to prevent infection” XD This is horrible
[13:10:50] D= They declared marshal law
[13:11:55] * Eilatan likes the fact Aus and NZ aren’t infected yet
[13:11:56] omg whats going on
[13:12:02] IS THE END NEAR
[13:12:12] isn’t NZ one of the hardest countries to infect
[13:12:17] in that game I mean
[13:12:27] not really
[13:12:28] No deaths yet
[13:12:28] basically all of the smaller islands are horrible
[13:12:32] it has airport
[13:12:40] greenland and madagascar
[13:12:43] are the hardest
[13:12:44] Yeah those
[13:12:49] They were my first…
[13:12:58] once I got both
[13:13:02] and I didn’t get japan
[13:13:05] I got so mad
[13:13:07] U WIZARD BRO??
[13:13:07] Wait no.
[13:13:12] They’re not yet
[13:13:19] you lied :’(
[13:13:28] unintentionally though
[13:13:33] once I DIDN’T GET PERU
[13:13:39] How do you infect them?
[13:13:39] peru for some reason
[13:13:44] has no airports or ports
[13:13:47] only borders
[13:13:52] you have to develop a strategy
[13:13:55] by closing borders it didn’t get there
[13:14:15] The US Shut down their hospitals and borders D=
[13:14:31] “Disease spreads to Peru”
[13:14:39] You guys have been watching Twelve monkeys too long.
[13:14:45] couldn’t you just invest DNA points in cross-species infections?
[13:14:50] Twelve monkeys?
[13:14:54] that movie is great
[13:15:01] DNA Points?
[13:15:01] never seen it
[13:15:17] AFAIR you can “level” your virus in pandemic
[13:15:21] Eilatan: evolution points[/spoiler]
[13:15:23] DEATH IN EASTERN EUROPE!
[13:15:36] DEATH IN EASTERN EUROPE!
[13:15:49] Fate|Healing: Eilatan is talking about you
[13:15:56] Am not
[13:16:04] This would be horrible and nightmaric irl
[13:16:18] well it isn’t too far from the truth
[13:16:19] see how it’s wrongly fun
[13:16:28] and stuff
[13:16:34] <Fate|Healing> as long as I was able to write good-bye letters
[13:16:38] well they’re not killing each other yet
[13:16:43] <Fate|Healing> yet
[13:16:52] Gods, stupid australia
[13:16:56] Get infected, would you
[13:17:06] <Fate|Healing> I just hope the mobilisation in the Kaliningrad oblast was a show of power and not a preparation to move onto the baltic states
[13:17:07] Everyone’s closed their borders
[13:17:11] the dropbears kill all infected tourists
[13:17:21] Except cuba o.o
[13:17:33] <Fate|Healing> use the cuban missiles
[13:17:37] <Fate|Healing> oh wait, the crisis is over
[13:18:10] I want them to fly to Aus/Nz/Japan
[13:18:27] Fate|Healing: I dunno, I somehow still hope the russian economy is keeping them from doing that
[13:18:30] I should have started this slower
[13:18:52] hiding most symptoms is the best way
[13:18:56] Come on Cuba, you’re my only hope!
[13:18:57] then wait for the final blow
[13:19:25] Oh mannn. Aus/NZ and Japan have their airports close
[13:19:41] So is the aim to wipe out the whole world?
[13:19:44] I think I never won that game Eil, if that’s comforting
[13:20:09] me neither
[13:20:10] So the aim is to wipe out the world?
[13:20:18] there are also points
[13:20:26] calculated after deaths and infections
[13:20:50] you can share your score
[13:21:08] There’s about 700million still alive T_T
[13:21:14] <Fate|Healing> I think I got a 100% infection rate once
[13:21:44] Stupid Australiasia sitting there all smugly.
[13:23:34] Fate|Healing: you have real life experience on pandemics
[13:24:17] <Fate|Healing> xD
[13:25:43] Brazil isn’t even effected. Pssh
[13:28:06] it’s one of the easiest
[13:28:45] it has port airport and lots of borders
[13:28:48] A VACCINE T_T
[13:29:11] which type is your disease?
[13:29:49] Unable to infect anyone new
[13:30:06] virus is too visible
[13:30:10] my least favorite
[13:30:23] I see why
[13:31:41] Welp. Russians are still dying…
[13:31:45] There’s only like 14k left
[13:32:46] Ahhh this game is horrible addictive
[13:33:05] oh yer playing a game[/spoiler]
[13:33:14] * OmkAR comes from out of his bunker
[13:33:20] i thought it was the end of the world
[13:33:42] Soo what do I wait for? Everyone to be cured?
[/spoiler][13:33:52] --> NotAlice joined #LD4all (Mibbit@Chat4all-6BEC8083).
[13:33:58] * NotAlice sleepwalks into chat
[13:34:27] Goodbye Cuba.
[13:34:43] * NotAlice sleeppats Eilatan
[13:34:48] and Peru.
[13:34:50] And South Africa
[13:34:53] Ahh they’re going.
[13:35:33] “No signs of life in canada”
[13:35:47] Please don
[13:35:51] 't kill me
[13:39:48] THIS ISN’T A GAME ANYMORE’
[13:40:57] THIS IS…
[13:40:58] OmkAR: then you should be dead
[13:41:12] you should be DEILDin’
[13:43:21] 55,941 is my score T_T
[13:44:16] higher than most of mine
[13:44:33] you are better at killing
[13:44:41] * NotAlice hides
[/spoiler][13:44:49] Eilatan is practically an assassin, just had to test run.
[13:45:00] Next time, more will die. :
[spoiler][13:45:04] * Eilatan nods
[13:45:24] can I add this to best irc moments?
So now I’m a movie series?
May 29, 2014 - Times in EST
This was in Skype, not IRC, but it’s close enough and I cried tears of laughter. Paraphrased:
So for the “Tame a wild animal” task, you can be boring and ride a horse or something, but if you want to be creative, you can, like, shrink down to ride a raccoon, or you can travel to Antarctica and inseminate yourself into a group of penguins.
…you want me to inseminate a penguin? Did you mean “integrate”?
Cue Wyvern and I laughing and making surprised exclamations with swear words.
All times are UTC
…this makes me look wrong! The was a response to DeWill above the cutout. not to WasPeace.
How can you give almost birth? I would like to know the reason behind your nick there Waspeace
This year my count-down script worked fine. Enjoy.
[spoiler]Scipio gets those unicodes mixed up sometimes.
\u0002 is bold and \u001f is underline
<Tggtt|NewYear> !time 5!
<&Lucidus> The Time is Dec 31 23:59:57 2014 CET
<Tggtt|NewYear> !time 4!
<&Lucidus> The Time is Dec 31 23:59:58 2014 CET
<Tggtt|NewYear> !time 3!
<&Lucidus> The Time is Dec 31 23:59:58 2014 CET
<Tggtt|NewYear> !time 2!
<&Lucidus> The Time is Dec 31 23:59:59 2014 CET
<Tggtt|NewYear> !time 1!
<&Lucidus> The Time is Jan 01 00:00:00 2015 CET
<Tggtt|NewYear> !time 0!
<&Lucidus> The Time is Jan 01 00:00:01 2015 CET
<Tggtt|NewYear> Happy New Year to LDers, Pony Lovers, DEILD people and specially you!
<Tggtt|NewYear> my script
Yes, it was meant to reach 00:00:01.
Accidentally Plot Twist
Meant to be UTC but my clock is a bit off.
[18:59:31] My female parrot is a murderer
[18:59:36] she killed two parrots already
[18:59:51] this is the third one that we have now
[18:59:54] I’m glad Im not a parrot then, Bom
[19:00:02] you should be
[19:00:33] I wish I was a dog
[19:00:34] or a cat
[19:00:36] or a panda
[19:00:38] or an owl
[19:00:52] aw do you know what penguins do when they fall in love
[19:01:13] the male penguin gives the cutest stone he can find to a female penguin and stays with her till they die
[19:05:29] plot twist: they die fighting using stones
[19:05:39] Bom claps slowly
[19:05:52] Male penguin throws stone at female penguin
[19:06:00] and accidentally hits her in the head and she dies
[19:06:02] plot twist
[19:06:22] till the stone does them apart
[19:06:27] Scipio has joined #ld4all
[19:06:31] Oreo has joined #ld4all
[19:06:54] I’m not Eilatan!
[19:07:02] I AM
[19:07:09] Oreo inserts dramatic music
[19:07:11] PLOT TWIST
All times are GMT (but my clock is a bit off)
Caturday Likes Trains
The day Lai was lost
The day Lai has lost
From the day I met up with Eilatan at the mall near where I live:
And earlier from that same day, we get some foreshadowing to LC47…
UTC Time 2017-06-12
I guess it’s not funny anymore Please stop playing it.
I remember certain non-family friendly topics appearing every now and again from certain people (seemingly long gone). I believe said people were told to move along!