Bruno hunting season! :D

Bruno hunting season
Catch me if you can!

My recent return to activity in LD4all seems to have sprung a brunoitis epidemic. There have been four registered attacks already and hell knows how many more. So I declare officially open the First Bruno Summer Hunting Season! You have until the end of the summer to catch me in your dreams — and bust me. How’s that done? There are plenty of ways Bruno hunters can catch a Bruno. One killer strategy is to use biscuits for bait. Another is to get a horde of unigons to corner him and imprison him. And there are many others!

Here is a basic table with the punctuation system so far: 1. Seeing Bruno in a dream: +5 pt.

  1. Seeing Bruno in a lucid dream: +15 pt.

  2. Meeting Super Bruno: +30 pt.

  3. Telling Bruno he’s a DC: +10 pt.

  4. Getting Bruno to do something funny: up to +30 pt.

  5. Capturing Bruno: +20 pt plus up to another +50 pt on stylishness.

  6. Losing the Bruno: -5 pt.

  7. Verbal aggression: -10 pt.

  8. Violence: -20 pt.
    And remember, coffee and biscuits are the main way to attract a Bruno. Pay attention to the dreamscape: he might be hiding in the middle of the crowd (something like “Where’s Wally”) and he might or might not make use of his Super Bruno powers, so be careful and pay attention. Good luck, hunters! Catch me if you can. :grin:

The Scores

  • Will (wnvoss) = +25
  • Αλεξάνδρα (SD) = +5
  • Sandra = +5
  • Siw = +5

I don’t want to hunt you, just STOP FOLLOWING ME! :nuu:

:tongue:

Haha, this is very funny Bruno, I’ll be sure to try to lure you with coffee and biscuits.

Bruno, this is ridiculous. I thought you were better than this :lol:

And aren’t you going to offer points for those who catch Super-Daniel, the skirt wearing douchebag?

Let’s just hope you don’t get accidentally killed/shot at from a player IRL taking the ‘hunting’ part too seriously.

We have till the end of the summer?! Wow not THAT is long :eek:
Well, i seem to be in a bruno hunting mood, i think i’ll enter :ebil: :nuu:

Until the end of summer = until February. :truit: I live in the Southern Hemisphere. :razz:

Make that five registered attacks! I just had a (albeit short) dream about your DC talking on a television/computer screen! :hmmm: Maybe I’ll lure Il Bruno with a fancily wrapped present. :content:

Oh haha i thought it was too good to be true :tongue:
X-mas in summer… Wow now THAT is weird :eek:
goes off to catch a bruno :ebil:

You call it Bruno Hunting, yet we don’t get to kill you. :eh:

*Liam goes of to have an LD and catch a Bruno…

And how many points are there for having a Shared dream with you :ebil: :ebil: :lol:

/me goes catching a bruno and wonders if he will maybe even will be his dreamsign :razz:

Alright, Will gets five points for having a Bruno dream! :happy:

And Dan: now you’re making me consider adding a couple of extra challenges. Like meeting Super Bruno and Dan the Skirt Guy… Or finding a Blue-Tongued Basilus :lol: or a Unigon! :happy:

I’m in, i’ll just play some smooth jazz, and hopefully you’ll come wondering into my dream unaware… and them bam, tranquilized. :ebil:

hahaha, this is pretty self-indulgent. I love it.

And yes, I will be entering the competition. I will study videos on the Discovery channel, learning it’s eating habits, it’s patterns, and yes, it’s mating habits, to completely understand this “Bruno”, as to which method would be best to track, and ultimately capture this beast. It won’t be easy, but I think it will be worthwhile, once I win the competition in the end.

Good luck, to my fellow competitors :wink:

/me will go and eat Bruno again :devil:

What did I taste like last time, come again, Wyv? :smile:

Salted almonds! XD

Erm… Chatspeak… Must be on topic! Um…

Well, anyway, I’ll look for you tonight or tomorrow morning. I got plenty of time. ^^

Does this count?

I suddenly realized I dreamed something because I just checked it and it wasn’t true. I dreamed that 18000 never came online because it was 20000 instead of 18000.

(For those who do not realize it, I dreamed about Bruno’s DJ)

Also, Will dreamed about Bruno again!

/me gives Sandra 5 pts :tongue:

/me gives Will 20 pts (5 for seeing me + 15 for LD). :smile:

I consulted my doctor and… i am going to have an ld tonight

I will catch you yet Bruno :ebil: