My recent return to activity in LD4all seems to have sprung a brunoitis epidemic. There have been four registered attacks already and hell knows how many more. So I declare officially open the First Bruno Summer Hunting Season! You have until the end of the summer to catch me in your dreams — and bust me. How’s that done? There are plenty of ways Bruno hunters can catch a Bruno. One killer strategy is to use biscuits for bait. Another is to get a horde of unigons to corner him and imprison him. And there are many others!
Here is a basic table with the punctuation system so far: 1. Seeing Bruno in a dream: +5 pt.
Seeing Bruno in a lucid dream: +15 pt.
Meeting Super Bruno: +30 pt.
Telling Bruno he’s a DC: +10 pt.
Getting Bruno to do something funny: up to +30 pt.
Capturing Bruno: +20 pt plus up to another +50 pt on stylishness.
Losing the Bruno: -5 pt.
Verbal aggression: -10 pt.
Violence: -20 pt.
And remember, coffee and biscuits are the main way to attract a Bruno. Pay attention to the dreamscape: he might be hiding in the middle of the crowd (something like “Where’s Wally”) and he might or might not make use of his Super Bruno powers, so be careful and pay attention. Good luck, hunters! Catch me if you can.
Make that five registered attacks! I just had a (albeit short) dream about your DC talking on a television/computer screen! Maybe I’ll lure Il Bruno with a fancily wrapped present.
Alright, Will gets five points for having a Bruno dream!
And Dan: now you’re making me consider adding a couple of extra challenges. Like meeting Super Bruno and Dan the Skirt Guy… Or finding a Blue-Tongued Basilus or a Unigon!
And yes, I will be entering the competition. I will study videos on the Discovery channel, learning it’s eating habits, it’s patterns, and yes, it’s mating habits, to completely understand this “Bruno”, as to which method would be best to track, and ultimately capture this beast. It won’t be easy, but I think it will be worthwhile, once I win the competition in the end.
I suddenly realized I dreamed something because I just checked it and it wasn’t true. I dreamed that 18000 never came online because it was 20000 instead of 18000.
(For those who do not realize it, I dreamed about Bruno’s DJ)