I just thought it would be fun to share some of the things people’s dream characters have said to them. It can be anything, funny, interesting, or just odd. I’ll probably add a few of mine once I find them, being the disorganized person that I am. Until then…
me: go away this my dream
my bro : no this is my dream
Lecturer: "Remember to study the topic ‘What God does in his free time’ "
Me: … 
(It still didn’t occur to me that I was dreaming 
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“Anata ha o tofu desu.”
(You’re a tofu.)
Ooo Japanese… cool… do you speak it?
(isn’t it anata no tofu desu… ? sorry im not too good at Japanese I just started learning it… 
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I know just the basics, because a frend’s granma doesn’t know any Portuguese.
And it’s “Anata ha (o) tofu desu”, with an optional “o” which was completely unecessary, but made the phrase even more funnt in my dream.
I was in a bathroom with milk all over the place (or at least I hope it was just milk… ) and this beautiful Brazilian girl outside the door said “Bubblezam!”
A few more of mine here, although they’re not my favorites. The rest are probably somewhere in my dream journal - either the one in the dream diary forum or the one linked in my sig. Anyway…
Nope, Bruno had it correct (although I would have written the honorific as “otofu” instead of “o tofu”). Your version would mean: “It’s your tofu.”
It’s very rare that I remember any exact dialogue from my dreams. Mind you, I hardly ever remember exact dialogue from real life, either. (I can’t even quote movies!) Usually I only recall the gist of conversations, and even on the odd occasion where I do manage to remember a proper sentence, it’s never anything special. I checked back through a few dozen dreams and these were the most interesting ones I could find:
“Oh, it’s a cold place, the past, not for girls like you.” - Time-travelling Woman.
“I speak no English.” - Policeman.
“Let’s call ourselves the Black Dog Clan.” - Me, but I was a different girl called Victoria in that dream.
Maybe not so funny, but the way she said that. Like it wasn’t wierd at all that I had heard that she died…
My bad … notes down …
(At a very fancy house, but not even a castle.)
(By the way, Greyskull = He Man’s place.)
There this guy in my class, I really don’t like him (he’s intolerant, racist and very homophobic, I heard him say he was gonna kill one of my teachers when he found out the teacher is gay). In my dream we were bf/gf >_< and all of a sudden he was really really cool. So asked him:
“How come I never knew you were so cool before?”
He said, “It’s because Theodore was corrupting me.”
(Theodore is one of his friends, the NORMAL, nice one of them.)
Yeah, you just had to be there I guess… it was sooo weird.
Dream on. // Olesia
Actually Quotes!
DC “Your Dreaming.”
Me “No I’m not your Crazy.”
Another one
ME “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9!!!”
DC “9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1!!!”
Another one
ME “AAAAAGAREAGABOGO!!!”
DC “AAAAAGAREAGABOGOTOO!!!”
Another one I can kinda remeber.
"You win a rock and the titanic steam engine, with…(Something about the ocean. It was a weird dream.)
THAT"S ALL FOLKS! (not a real quote, TM)
Okay, i just had to add this one from last night.
hmm. now that i think about it, i cant remember a single word from anyone in any of my dreams 
ah well. i hate people talking anyways. i usually have to talk back 
Haha that’s a good idea for a topic
I have lot’s a quotes writenn in my diary, lemme see…
These are from a dream in which the Children of Time had cast a spell to make everyone happy:
That’s a guy who was in love with me IRL.
But I guess the best one was what this girl who had amnesia said. I didn’t find it in my notebooks, so I can’t tell the exact words, but it was something like this:
[color=darkblue]“I know I have amnesia: before, I could remember a lot of things, and now I don’t even know what I’m going to do or what’s going to happen to me”
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That gave me a lot to think about… 
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i became lucid after that 
In this dream, my family and I had immigrated to Egypt from Australia. I asked my mom why.
Me: Why did we immigrate here?
Mom: Because it was raining very hard in Australia.
Me: But it only rained hard for two days!
Mom: No, it was one day.
In this dream, my friend and I were in a Simpsons episode. I told him something (I can’t remember exactly what) that happened in the episode.
Friend: You ruined it for me!
Me: But you’ve already seen it.
Friend: Yes… but you know.
In this dream, I was 6 or 7 years old. I saw something that looked like a spider and I knew that it was a dream, so I tried to wake up. I purposely got bitten by the spider, but that didn’t help. There was a plate on the floor in front of me with vegetables in it.
Spider: To wake up, put moring dawn on the plate.(By “morning dawn”, the spider meant pencil sharpenings)