It’s better to be pissed off 
than pissed on 
This is one of the best ones
“Live every day like it’s your last.”
Can’t sleep clowns will eat me…can’t sleep clowns will eat me…
Bart simpson
The land of the free, Ha who ever told you that is your enemy…
Rage Against The Machine
“If you understand, things are just as they are… If you do not understand, things are just as they are…”
-Zen saying
“The prince wants your daughter for his wife.” “Well, tell him his wife can’t have her.” - Blackadder III
“When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.” - Woody Allen
“If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music…and of aviation.” - Tom Stoppard
“In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move.” - Douglas Adams
“Time is a game played beautifully by children.” - Heraclitus
“The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they’re alive.” - unknown
A few more…
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. "
-Douglas Adams
“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”
-Napoleon Bonaparte
“I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
-George Carlin
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
-Mark Twain
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan
And two frighteningly accurate ones…
"The great masses of the people… will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one. "
"What luck for rulers that men do not think. "
-Adolf Hitler
Think about those last two for a while…
“BEEP! BEEP!”
-Roadrunner
D’oh
-Homer Simpson 
’ If I can’t dance, I don’t want your revolution.’
- Emma Goldmann
‘People who believe stupidity to exist are stupid.’
me :wink:I like your last quote Mystic !!! (as u can tell from MY quotes on the first page… i like quotes related to “LoVe”)
We don’t change over time, we only become more truly who we really are.
-Anne Rice
God makes mistakes and the Devil is learning.
-Anne Rice
Some people come here to take a crap, I came here to leave one.
-Unknown.
“The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.”
- Salvador Dali
“I am ready to meet my maker. Whether he is ready for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
-Sir Winston Churchhill
Some people say “life sucks”. As if they have anything to compare it too. heh. 
this is a cool paradox saying
“I see said the blind man to his deaf dog”
Ouch! That hurt my brain… 
Nice one.
okay here’s a deep one:
Life is but a grain of sand in the hour glass of time.
how about this one
“computer games do not effect children
If Pac Man had effected us as kids then
we would be running around darkened rooms
eating magic pills while listening to loud
repetitave electronic music”
cant remember who said it but it was said in 1989
and
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move” Douglas Adams
hehe Jesta…I have a shirt that says that…
“No matter where we go or what we do, we live our entire lives within the confines of our own minds”
“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”, said Alice
“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat.
“I don’t much care where,” said Alice.
“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat.
Heres one to always remeber:
No matter where you go, There you are!
Heh Heh.
“A man is not finished when he’s defeated; he’s finished when he quits.” - Richard Nixon
“Good things come to those who wait”