The other night, I was entering my bedroom, and my girlfriend (who was already asleep for a few hours) raised from bed and asked me: “They who?”.
Edit: I actually replied: “Nobody…”, as she kept staring at me. I thought I’d play along, else she’d become frightened! It did work! Then…
She dropped back to sleep almost immediately, leaving me somewhere between LOL and afraid!
Does anyone of you have experienced funny wakings or quasi-wakings as this? Share your tale! 
Lol yeah…
Once at a school camp my friend was sleeping and it was like about 2-3am and suddenly my friend just raised up (He was knocked out for 2 hours) and did the finger at me and fell down and went back to sleep (His eyes were closed).
Couldn’t sleep that night 
LOL that’s halirous !
I have woke up in the middle of the night a couple of times and I’ve screamed(I’ve seen something flying in the air)and my dad heard me 
. Weird
Dayyum. thats scary stuff right there.
Im like so totally freaked out about WILDing because of all the HI and SP.
Im scared that ill see something scary and hear whispers/evil laughing. I’ll probably shit my pants if that happens 
I was at a friends house. He fell asleep, and I stayed up. He woke up for about half an hour and fell asleep again- but in the morning didnt remember it at all!
My friend and I where at my house sleeping after night’s out,we were kinda drunk, so we went to sleep (was around 3-4 am). I had a dream i was working in a restaurant (at that time i was working at that restaurant IRL) and we had too much work on our hands, so i didn’t have any dried cherry tomatoes , in that moment i woke up panicking and asked my friend if she had any dried cherry tomatoes, she woke up “what, tomatoes , where?” then she laughed , slapped me kinda gently and said go to sleep !
We laughed for whole week after that.
Nice to see so many replies! My girlfriend just pointed out I forgot to say the most funny thing in the introductory post’s story: before she dropped on bed again, I actually replied: “Nobody…”. I thought I’d play along, else she’d become frightened!
And Mahdiii - you’ll only be afraid if you think so. Nothing can harm you, it’s perfectly safe. Know this and there’s nothing to fear.
Keep’em stories coming!!
hhahaha.
hm, some kind of sleepwalking? I used to sleepwalk. I’d wake up in the morning and my mother would say I had gotten up during the night, walked around and talking (I think) and then gotten back to bed. Really freaky to hear that and not remember a thing!
I also talk in my sleep, but I guess that’s not that unusual, lol.
(btw, I just thought how weird that is, sleep walking. It’s like being in the waking state but unconscious )
Lol so much funny stories :L
Thanks Tukkek, that really helped alot!
I might try a WILD during this or next week 
The most weird awakening was when I had a bed 2 meters above the floor
I woke up middle in the night and wondered why I didnt lie on something solid. Next thing I remember is that I fell on the floor I was chocked and was happy that I didnt die 
Next morning when I thought of this I was amased I wasnt badly injured, I just got some bruises after the hard landing thats a proof it wasnt an FA.
Later I had to set fences around the bed
Well, one time last year, I fell asleep in bed, and I dreamed about being on the couch, fixing the Wii(it’s a light green IRL), with my mom in her chair. I remember fixing it, and my mom and I cheered. When I woke up, I was on the couch. Ha! I then thought, ‘Hey, maybe if I dreamed about fixing the Wii on the couch, and I wake up on the couch, the Wii might be fixed!’ . So I turned on the Wii, and it was blue! lol It was funny.
A few hours ago, I was dreaming and pissed off with a DC . He said something really stupid to me, and it was all I needed to finally get me off the edge. My mind instantly thought “I’m going to kill him”. But my body was quite slower…
You know that “machine gun look” people have sometimes? It’s when you look into someone’s eyes and you can see death all about it: 
(for lack of a better smiley!). Well, I naturally assumed this gaze, as I indeed had death and anger in my mind! But I guess I got so overwhelmed by it, that I just woke up in bed as I opened my eyes that way.
Ok, maybe this is not really funny, but picture yourselves awakening with such emotion, only to find yourself alone staring madly at nothing, wanting to kill it! Not something I experience everyday!
Good dreaming, folks!
I was about to kick a guy in a ND but instead i kicked my wall IRL and woke up. Maybe I was still dreaming after SP ended, that would be more proof SP is used to prevent dream movements from happening IRL