Funny quotes, situations and powers in dreams

[Lanina]

These aren’t so funny, but some of them are pretty wierd…

Max (I guy from school) sat by my window and told me that he had’nt eaten apples for a long time.

Me and Mattlo had a race, we had to get a tub filled with oil trough the forest as fast as possible, without spilling anything

I saw somekind of ad for a self-test. ‘Have you ever helped an ant? Did it feel helpful?’

I was playing Pokémon on GameBoy. It said “Chizzle me Nizzle” on the game cartridges

You could get high on a lot of things. A kind of peanuts, and by rubbing your thumb on a spade 9.