hi guys! I was just wondering what was the funniest power or funniest thing you did when you were lucid?
For example, when i was young and i had a lucid dream (at the time i didn’t know this was unusual or anything), i remember i was able to point at a DC and they would Sh*t themselves literally!! 
Can anyone beat that?
Noooo, I can’t beat that! 
I haven’t had any really ‘funny’ powers in lucid dreams (plenty in normal dreams, though!), but the most unusual perhaps would be broomstick riding. Even that’s not all that uncommon, though.
My weirdest power in a normal dream would have to be the specific ability to shoot 3D illusory yellow smiley faces out from the tip of my finger. I could control the expressions on said faces at will, and I sent a few grizzled, angry ones at people to make them run in the opposite direction. 
Maybe one of the mods should move this topic to a different forum, though… not really a dream diary.
While reading these funny dreams I realized that maybe our subconcious is making up funny dreams to relieve us of some stress going on in real life and make us feel better. The subconcious is always aware of these things and maybe it understands what things are funny and what things are not.
Do any of you people that had funny dreams go through stressful situations in life once in a while? It may cause funny dreams!
Does anyone agree with this thought?
I uh…married a pinpple and then i had to eat 100 tomatoes to get a divorce >_>
I draemt that i died from choking on orange juice!! 
i became a ghost 
and everytime i said “Artifical Intelligence”, i could go visible and people could see me! I feel that that dream had a meaning hidden behind it. I mean Artifical Intelligence? 
I’m sorry 
…i didn’t know where to put it but that is amazing! Shooting smilies huh? that’s a good one!
wissam’s topic merged into “Funny quotes and situations in dreams” and powers added to title (with his approval) 
I agree… it would be good if our subconcious cares like that… and why wouldn’t it? I think the subconcious does not do it for us, but for itself. As how can our subconcious exist, if we do not live? or if we go insane? Our subconcious could become our concious…
My dream this morning:
After a little bit, I decide to meet with my Spirit Guide to ask him his name (which i found out was Alexander). so I said “Study Guide, Come Here!” and it did. The Bio Chapter 15 study guide I had done for homework a few nights ago appeared in front of my. 
I realized what I had said and corrected myself, then my SPIRIT guide appeared and, i think he was almost laughing
Ysim, your post made me 
Shooting smilies? 
I this dream a loooooooooong time ago…
I turned into some kinda ninja person with some friends of mine there…lol…we beat up these bad people that were like 600 pounds lol and I could crawl around on the roof 
Once I dreamed I was trying to get a character from the Harry Potter series to sign my invisible hat while he waited in line at a movie theater. o_o
According to some of my DCs from Todays dream Hägar the Horrible is a child molester. 
I remember i once had the power to become a spring!
I’m not sure if I’ve posted this in this topic or just my dream journal, but I once had a dream where a civilization of giant frogs had formed on the roof of my school. Thir leader was this huge, fat, half-dog half-frog thing named Vombog, who I eventually defeated by shoving him off the roof. He exploded. Somebody yelled, “Sayonara, evil Vombog!” and then I woke up. It certainly got my day off to an interesting start.
I dreamt that I got a phone call from a man named “Richard Humper”. That made me chuckle the next morning.
I was flying along and I saw a small wooden shed.
I wanted to practice making solids become unsolid.
I wanted to fly through the shed as if it was only an imaginary dream shed.
Instead I crashed into it and it collapsed 
The DCs with me laughed their heads off
I set an entire evil marching band on fire last night
BURN, BURN, BURN!! :twisted:
I had a dream years and years ago before I even knew about lucid dreaming (Im talking like 10 - 12 years ago) that had me waking up laughing so much!
Basically my brother and a friend of his had locked themselves in a shed. Being the older brother he wouldnt allow me to come in and join in some kind of fun they were having. I went round one side of this tiny shed and peered through a window.
My brother and his freidn had a hamster in the shed with them wearing blue trainers and they were teaching it to walk on two legs!
so random!
Silva
I heard a weird song in my dreams this night, here it is: (quote from my DJ)