Last night I dreamed that I woke up (I seem to have dreams like that a lot) and I had this feeling that something was strange.
I went into the kitchen and saw some kind of bubblegum candy paper lying around on the table (huge dreamsign, because I never buy bubblegums and it looked very unfamiliar).
The strange thing is, when I read it it said “Bubble Gum”, but when I tried to re-read it the text was still the same, and on the third glance it was still the same!
So I went outside and tried to spot some signs that I was dreaming, and everything still felt really surrealistic and weird - but everything was so solid and felt so constant that I dared not believe I was dreaming - and suddenly I blacked out and woke up in bed.
Now I’m wondering - did I do something wrong when I did that reading check?
Isn’t it supposed to succeed like 95% of the time on a second read and =>99% on a third read or something?
Or was the text too short and simple?