i need money, fast

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I am quite sure they would make him work!

Why can’t people pay us for doing something that is really important like playing video games or something. :sad:

I got it! You could sell your blood! (Wait I think that is just in the movies.) :content:

Take part in some secret scientific experiment. (Don’t know what you chances of survival are though.) :eh:

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lmao. I should try that.

Hi.
Do you have a spare quid? I’m being done for treason, for prefering @ss to arse. If you want to help me out, send £1 to me @ pobox #### Nothing good will come of it other than me getting a £1.

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If you leave this out and just say:

That just might work and be legal.

  1. You are not claiming to collect for charity or anything. (Well, except yourself of course)
  2. you are not selling anything
  3. You are not committing any kind of fraud. In fact, you clearly state that “no good will come of it except I will get a dollar”.

Of course you will have to hire a lawyer to make sure you are not violating any laws I have not thought of so, upon further consideration I guess that won’t work.

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go to schools and beat up the kids and take there moneyt and threaten too hurt em more if they tell anyone.

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There is no fast easy money (legally)… besides the lottery … but don’t count on it.

Go get a job ya bum! :tongue:

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oh i forgot. You could always Print your own money.

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You can sell blood. I have done it, but you only get 50 kroner for a full plastic thing. Any you cant do it more often than once a month, to allow the blood to grow back :tongue:

Pyramid games? One of my friends made 15 000 kroner in one…of course you have to find a fairly new one and jump off it before it gets illegal :tongue:

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Here in the US all you get is a small cup of juice and a cookie.

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go out at night and bash the shit out of coke-machines and steal the coin-container… have some extra tools if the container is attached to something. this is lots of fun too! :content:

team up with some of your best friends late at night and rob people, threathening the victim should be enough (i don’t like the idea to hurt people or to steal from them but if you are desperate)

if you have any festivals near your city, pay to get in and start stealing stuff from the tents, sell them later. be friendly to someone and after some chit chat ask him to go to the woods (or any desolate place) to get your beer, say that you put them there to cool them off in the water or something. then rob him. i actually recommend this one because people at festivals have lots of cash for beer and food for a couple of days

you can start dealing hashish, ask a dealer (preferably someone you are friends with) to give you some to sell, cash in the profits… the problem is that if you smoke yourself you’ll probably fuck up and if it isn’t a friend of yours you’ll get your ass kicked

the most risky one for last:
ask someone with a car to drive you to a small village and rob the local store, you’ll probably need a weapon but that won’t be a problem. the genius of this plan is that it takes police a while to come to small villages… this maybe won’t work in all countries, but here it does.

:devil:

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oooh oooh i forgot!
you can break into a sports-store storage rooms and steal brand name clothes and sell them
to really cash in, have your customers ready, ask them what sizes they have and so on

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not true, you can sale plasma for cash. :smile: weekly even! :happy:
but not gay people, or drug users, or anyone that is “high risk” for blood diseases.

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Really, all I ever got was the juice and a cookie! :grrr: I must have gone to the wrong place to give blood. :sad:

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smuggle, and sell blow… there is no quicker waay for cash. of course, it is illegal…

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I don’t mean to flame or anything, but this is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard.

No free rides buddy, learn that early.

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I said “plasma” … not blood … similar, but different.

When you donate blood … you “donate” not “sale” :wink:

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Yes, I understand what you meant. Just out of curiosity, how much do they pay you anyway?

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you should try selling drugs, it’s very easy, you make a lot of money quick as long as you have a lot of customers. And as long as you just stick with the same customers that you know aren’t police you should be fine. It’s not that much work either, just pick up stuff…and then wait for calls and drive around and drop stuff off…come to think of it…I’m getting my license soon… :content:

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the easiest, fastest, best way:

materialize it before you!

how?
dont think about it, just do it…

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Your license for driving, not drug dealing right?

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Let’s start the longest line of quotes!