i need money, fast

Lucid Lounge
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any suggestions?

ps. your answers may not include getting a job becouse i really hate doing things

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Rob a bank… that count as a job?

Really, other than the lottery (hm, good luck…) there’s no way you can make money (legally or pretty much otherwise) without some sort of job…

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too much work, i´d have to plan it and buy a gun, but if i would end up in jail that would be great, exept for the in-the-ass-approach of my cellmate…so no, you got any better idea?

also, i live in iceland, and everybody who has tried to rob a bank here has failed or got caught…except for one

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whoa, was ass blurred out? if that happens again, it rhymes with bass, hmm, fuck cock motherfucker

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cocksucker fucker asslicker bitch asshole

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when did they do this… why would they censore my pure and beutiful words?

i say no to censorship, i call to a voting, fuck this evil machinery

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You know, ass and bass don’t rhyme if you’re English…

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the problem with censoring ass is that when talking about an ass (mule) it gets censored. Although i must admit i didn’t realise ones bottom was such an offensive word.

as for money quick. Stocks, Gambling etc. Tealeafing out of someones wallet.

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Why don’t you just use the english word? ‘Arse’ - it looks better and sounds better as well :wink:.

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If I knew how to earn money without working… it would be GREAT !
A solution : ask a friend for money. You’ll tell him you give him his money back in three months. Three months later, ask another friend for the same amount. With this amount, you pay back your first friend. Etc, etc.
The first problem : very quickly, you will have no more friends ! :tongue:
The second problem : it’s a bit risky, too… cause if you don’t find a second friend who accepts to lend you money… the troubles begin !
Third problem : if your nth friend knows your (n-1)th friend, your reputation is down !:)))

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You’d also be stuck contastly repaying the first amount of money you earnt, so you’d never make any more.

I know - find your richest relative. Become best freinds with them, and get them drunk. Whilst they’re drunk, get them to change their Will so it’ll all go to you. Then give them a bit more until they pass out. Pretend not to notice and let them die. Act upset.

Of coarse, there’s a fair chance you’d go to jail, but still… and there’s the whole feeling guilty and maybe even killing yourself thing…

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I am a brit and i prefer ass. (too many american sitcoms?)

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Then you are a traitor and should be shot.

:tongue:

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I really don’t know which country you are from, so I don’t know how many of these apply to you.
Here is a few that you can try:

  1. Brush up on your acting skills and act as if you have multiple personalities, bipolar, and suicidal. And then once a doctor diagnosis you, you can get paid by Social Security(If you live in the United States).

  2. Hurt yourself in some way that you can get on Social Security(If you live in the United States).

  3. Become a con-artist of some sort. This can be done in many ways. Act homeless, trick people out of money, that sort of thing. With the homeless one, what you do is you pack a bag full of stuff like clothes you don’t like, dirty ones purhaps. Also, get a dog. Make the dog dirty and shabby. The reason for the dog is so no one will offer to take you where you want to go. Instead they would rather give you money, than to give your dirty dog a ride in their car.

  4. Car insurance scams. I really don’t know how these work except from what I have seen on television. All I know is that you get in an accident on purpose and then you collect insurance for the damage.

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Heres a good one… Print an add in the papper, all over the country, and put in the add…“Your last chance to send a dollar” put in your address, soon people will be sending you money, and lots of it. Damn, I should do that LOL

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sounds like something I would do. LOL! That is actually a good idea. with me though it would probably backfire and people would mob my house looking for interest or somthing

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Lemonade stand.

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Yeah well, I think you’ll spend more money on the paper and ink than from those few stupid people if you truly decide to spread the word through the whole country like this. :wink:

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Sell some of your belongings.

Beyond that I am out of ideas. Believe me if I could figure out a way to get money without working I’d be doing it.

Lets try it a different way. If I understand you correctly you want to be able to live without working. That does not necessarily mean you have to get money. For example:

  1. You could get yourself arrested. (Hey, at least you will get 3 hots and a cot.) :smile:
  2. Join some hippy or religious commune.( Though jail might be better) :grin:
  3. let some cult “recruit” you. :spinning:
  4. Take what money you have right now and buy as much camping/survival gear as you can and head for the great wilderness. ( Get the book roughing it easy it teaches you how to survive in the wilderness) :happy:

  5. 4 gave me another idea. Win survivor!!! :good:

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You could go into the military if your just looking for meals…