Immortality?

[Kulmuras]

One man claims to have discovered the secret of it, take a look here

What do you think?

I’m not really sure what to think of this…I’d have to try them for myself

P.S. Look at this: https://www.alexchiu.com/messiah.htm
He stole MY idea! lol

[BenDrummin58]

i dont think i believe that if that were a true device…it would be all over the news and would be distributed widely. something like this is for one thing probably impossible, and another thing, would over populate the earth and…its just looking fake. looks like chiu guy just wants to make some money by rippin people off.

[r3m0t]

The patent is just a magnetic ring. It says nothing about prolonging life. The pictures here are clearly made in Paint or similar.

On the same page:

If you allow energy to flow from one finger to the other finger, the energy which traveled between the 2 fingers turned on a larger amount of energy. The larger amount of energy is so powerful, it affects each cell of your body. (Only works well on the small fingers. I got close to no result from the other fingers.)

Wait, so the energy between two fingers goes through my whole body and mysteriously “affects” the cells? Yeah, right.

Only Alex Chiu has the solution to a unified world, unless you can think of a better one…

Um, yeah.

Important news! According to Chinese agriculture expert, the food supply and land of China can only support up to 1.6 billion people. China now has approximately 1.28 billion people. Once China reaches 1.6 billion, China will blow up!

Teleportation!

Eternal Life Device is already patented and is proven by many people to be working. Teleportation is not. The reason why I wrote this page is because we need teleportation very badly since everyone now lives forever.

Teleportation must be invented. If we don’t invent teleportation, China will throw nuclear bomb everywhere. Especially now everyone can live forever.

UFOs!

If we humans can build Teleportation Machine, arn’t we more superior than the aliens?

Theory for resurrection of the dead!

I know what others think of me. They think I am mad. My grandmother, who loves my eternal life rings because the rings brought her out of danger from death when she became extremely ill one year ago, and kept her lively and healthy ever since, still thinks I am crazy. She saw with her own eyes that my rings helped Crystal Shu regrow her hair from ground up. Yet she always insisted that I should go back to school and get a degree in computer so that I can become a multi millionaire just like my uncle who’s company he works for went into the stock market.

I am mad. And I am proud to be mad. People like us are the ones who constructed modern society. We are the real founding fathers of so-called the human race. We Chinese didn’t invent much, but at least we have invented few most important ones: compass, fire work, cannon, paper, silk, banking, and physical immortality. This will be internationally accepted 100 years later.

Anyway, even God said resurrection will be possible one day. Who are you to defy God’s words?

And after all that, somebody says:

I’d like to see Chiu attend college with a physics major. I think he could contribute a lot IF he’s educated properly.

Did I make your mind up for you, Kulmaras?

[mystic]

Whahahaha that’s just hilarious!!

Kulmuras: you made my day lol

[Jeff]

Kulmuras its all bull!

I tell you even why!
supose it would work. well a magnetic ring has a magnetic field and that gets weaker at a greater distance from its goal.
The goal here is to get the whole body staying youth.
But the magnetic field at the finger that wears the ring is way stronger then lets say its influence at for example your feet.
So suppose we are daydreaming and supersticious and we do believe it could work, ok fine, but then still lol the body would age faster at the moment it is further away from the ring. So your feet would notice less influence from it then the finger that wears the ring because of its closer distance to it. And there for all body parts would age at different speed if it would work, but it doesnt work.

No its a hoax and all bullshit!
Its alll about dollars as usual!

[Kulmuras]

lol, You have to give him credit for being able to think up such things. I should have taken a better look at the rest of that site, I missed a lot more laughs

[Presence_of_Light]

the way i figure it if eternal life devices existed they’d either be top secret or they’d be like this presented so nuttily that only a select few of the poulation would even bother buying them.

[Presence_of_Light]

it sounds like fun to get my friends… and the school computers… and set up the 80 click free ring banner though.

[Hallstrom]

HAHA! Click the banner 80 times and I will grant you eternal life!
This reminds me of that site where some guy wrote a looong story about finding a camera containing pictures that would change the world as we know it, and he was going to put them on his site on may 30 or something. He kept writitng that it was extremely important to spread the ardess to his site so that everybody could have their lives changed by his amazing pictures.
And then on may 30, he posted links named “Pic 1”, “Pic 2”, etc. on the site, and they were all porn URLs.

[Presence_of_Light]

i remember that site!

and man you just made the 13337 th post!

jeeze… I missed it by one…

[_Darkness_Myth]

The only thing i am going to say is this…

In fact no even better i am just going to quote “Queen”

[b]Who wants to live forever[/b]

[Enamored_Spirit]

i agree. well sorta. i’d much rather spend eternal life in heaven than on earth. even if there was no heaven, i would still prob have to turn down immortality on earth.

[Jeff]

Hey Dream_Reacher…new avatar
i like it more then the hand!

[Enamored_Spirit]

really? thnx. you said the hand on my topic? neways check this site out u guys: https://www.futurehorizons.net some of its kinda kool, and some of it is complete BS, esp. the new age and strange science stuff.