I have spent weeks now in solitude, spending most of my time meditating. I have eaten very little, as I must focus on my goal: to create the perfect meme. After a long, life-changing introspective journey of existential self-discovery, I have not only realized a few things about myself I did not previously know, but I also came back with the most perfectly crafted lucid dreaming meme that my mind can conceive. I rushed back to my computer and created it, tears running down my face as it was being exported from GIMP. Yes, everything in my life has been leading up to this point. Is this my entire life’s purpose? Or is this just the end of a very long chapter of my life, where I shall start on a new journey after this image is completed? As the progress bar raced toward 100%, the anxiety was consuming my mind… but there was also a bit of excitement to see what would happen next. The image was saved to my computer and as I felt myself shifting into a higher plane of existence, I uploaded it. Yes, I created it. The perfect meme image.
This is not that image.