Stupid Birds!!!

Does anyone else find these stupid chirping birds very annoying? I wake up, and if the guy with the lawnmower/chainsaw isnt out those FRICKIN ANNOYING BIRDS ARE. They think there so cool, chirping away, well i hope they like my potato launcher! Thatll shutem up…

Anyway i can close my window, but it gets too hot.

I think these birds are trying to mate too much, take it down a few notches ya hornballs!

(Please note a little exaggeration slipped in a few times…)

get a fan. turn it up all the way. not only will it cool your room a bit but it will drown out the noise from the birds. and anyone else in your house. if that doesnt work then kick something. that solves everything. im not quite sure how. but im sure it does.

At the summer solstice I went and sat on a tumulus all night tripping on San Pedro cactus. As soon as it got light, some fool started blasting away at the local wildlife with a shotgun. I wrote this poem about it:

No More Nothing

They do not understand
That when the blackbird performs his morning invocation
His song weaves afresh
From the nothingness of oblivion
Into which the universe dissolves every night
The substance of existence -
Daylight.

IN THE MACHINE WORLD THERE WILL BE NO MORE NOTHING!
IN THE MACHINE WORLD THERE WILL BE NO MORE NIGHT!

KILL THE BLOODY BIRDS!

I like the poem.
The only thing that wakes me up in the morning are my neighbors, who always have to cut some trees or bushes with an electric saw…

One of the most beautiful things in my life happened to me in france.It was on a small campsite at a river that flows through a valley.My father and me took or sleeping-bags and slept very near the river, we wanted to watch the starts (the sky is quite clear there).
At the next morning when I woke up, the first thing I saw were those huuuge rocks that form the “wall” of the valley.The sun was shining down on the earth, and high above in the sky birds flew through the air, landing at their nests in the rocks and taking of again.You could hear the sound of the water, and it was a really beautiful atmosphere.
Can´t describe that in words.

Ok,just wanted to say that birds can also be nice, perhaps it just depends on the point of view.You could try to listen to them, as you in MWILD

Traumgänger

I don’t like the noise birds make when I’m trying to sleep. They’re so loud and repetitive. “Caw-caw, caw-caw, caw-caw…”