I think the place that you might want to introduce yourself in is the BIG “Hi, I’m new here” topic, instead of making your own. 
Welcome aboard, microwave. 
(That was just he first thing I thought of when I read your name). 
I think the place that you might want to introduce yourself in is the BIG “Hi, I’m new here” topic, instead of making your own.
Welcome aboard, microwave. (That was just he first thing I thought of when I read your name).