Mine would have been longer but I posted lyrics from Buffy the musical on Cult TV topic. 
Hurts So Good
First you take my heart
In the palm of your hand
And you squeeze it tight
Then you take my mind
And play with it all night
You take my pride
And throw it up against the wall
You take me in your arms baby
And bounce me like a rubber ball
I ain’t complaining
What you’re doing you see
'Cos this hurting feeling is
Oh so good for me
You take my name
And you scandalise it in the street
Oh anything you wanna do
Say it’s alright by me
Then you turned me around
And check my masculinity
So let me tell you
You sure look good to me
'Cos baby these things you’re doing
believe
They hurt so bad
But it’s worth all the misery
Don’t you know that it’s hurts so good
Hurts so good
Ooh boy please don’t ever
Take the heat off me
'Cos it would hurt even more
If you’d ever leave
Even though sometimes
It’s hard to me to bear
I make myself hold on
'Cos it kills me I don’t care
'Cos baby I don’t want you to ever quit
Ooh, it ain’t no good 'til it
Hurts just a little bit
Don’t you know that it’s hurts so good
Hurts so good
Suicide Is Painless - Theme from MASH
Through early moring fog I see
Vision’s of the things to be
The pains that are with held for me
I realise and I can see
*That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The game of life is hard to play
Gonna to lose it anyway
The losing card I’ll someday lay
So this is all I have to say
(Repeat *)