Sorry to break the mood but…
Star’ Trekkin by Dr.Demento
Star Trekkin’, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can’t find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report!
Uhura:
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock!
Spock:
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can’t find reverse.
Medical update, Doctor McCoy
McCoy:
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead.
Spock:
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk
Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill.
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill, men
McCoy:
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead.
Spock:
Well, it’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
scrape them off, Jim!
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engine Room, Mister Scott
Scotty:
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics,
laws of physics!
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics, Jim.
Kirk:
Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill!
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
Scotty, beam me up!
McCoy:
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim, Dead!
Spock:
Well, it’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!
Scotty: Ye canna change the script, Jim! Up ta you, Jimmy!
McCoy: It’s worse than that, it’s physics, Jim!
Kirk: Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!
Scotty: Ach! If I give 'er any more she’ll blow, Captain!
BOOM
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can’t find reverse.
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’, across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can’t find reverse
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They’re Coming To Take Me Away
by Dr.Demento
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged
You not to leave
Because I’d go berserk?
Well!
You left me anyhow and then
The days got worse and worse
And now you see I’ve gone
Completely out of my mind.
And
They’re coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha!
You thought it was a joke
and so you laughed, you laughed,
when I had said that losing you
would make me flip my lid.
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed
and laughed and then you left but
Now you know I’m utterly mad
And
They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha,
They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho,
hee hee, haa haa
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged
You not to leave
Because I’d go berserk?
Well!
You left me anyhow and then
The days got worse and worse
And now you see I’ve gone
Completely out of my mind.
And
They’re coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha!
You thought it was a joke
and so you laughed, you laughed,
when I had said that losing you
would make me flip my lid.
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed
and laughed and then you left but
Now you know I’m utterly mad
And
They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha,
They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho,
hee hee, haa haa
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away, ha-hahaha…
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back for
All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds,
Hah?
Well you just wait, they’ll find you yet
And when they do they’ll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt!
And
They’re coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away, ha-hahaha…
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see…