I was climbing on a brick wall 
to the sky without any equipment… only hands… and got to a cloud and sat on it
I recently had a dream that I woke up to get a snack and my dad was watching TV. When I looked to see what he was watching, it was an asian playing pro football. 
I should have wondered about that right away…
No offence intented 
Let’s see, when I was a bit younger, I had a dream where I was in this giant bathroom and all the toilets were filled with the most digusting… sewage… on could imagine. 
Oh, and last night, I had a dream where I was on the Pillar of Autumn (from halo) and to open the doors, you had to pee in a small tub 
I got scared of a little mouse, and ran away from it very fast, finally i got tired and stopped. After i turned around i saw that same mouse who said : “What the hell did you stop for ?!!” in a really low male voice.
I’m sitting at huge, fancy diner with a stage in the middle. I’m eating a steak, when suddenly my favorite band went up on stage and started playing. I was amazed. When they finished, they had a Q/A - and nobody said anything.
“I wish I brought one of your CDs so you could sign it…” I said.
“Which do you have?” one of the members asked.
“All of them except… oh I forget. I have all the songs listed by album on my mp3 player. I’ll look.”
I reached into my right pocket and pulled out the mp3 player, since it’s always there. I held the power button, but the screen didn’t work; the backlight came on, but the screen was still black.
“Aww, my mp3 player isn’t working!”
D’oh! How much more obvious could it have been? I mean, come on. Favorite band? Huge fancy restraunt? And then a freaking reality check smacks me in the face. 
Lol! That was huge missed dreamsigns. 
I’ll merge them in the “What huge dreamsigns have you missed lately?” topic
Dont worry man, your not the only one. My dreams are TOTALLY crazy yet I dont even think about reality, it really drives me crazy. 
One of my most recent was speaking to the leader of the Leftist party of Sweden. I don’t agree with his politics and I think he’s a very creepy guy IWL, but here we held a civil conversation. Although odd, what should have tipped me off was the fact that my dad also held a civil conversation with him. Woulnd’t happen. 
I think maby mine is the biggest.
I had a ND where i was playing football, jumping very high and kicking the ball too hard, then halftime and my team goes in a ring, and starts shouting “REALITY CHECK! REALITY CHECK! REALITY CHECK!.. RC RC RC RC RC”… And i ignored it…
That’s hilarious ulv.
Lately I’ve been missing big dreamsigns. Not that Dreamsigns are usually what makes me lucid, but these are teasing me. Like going through a mirror to a realm of demons thinking about how i should go in head first unlike other dreams, still thinking it’s a videogame.
Or talking to a friend about the car in front of us being HI and touching it in order to activate my senses. Thinking that I’m WILDing at the time then forgetting about it.
the focus was first on talking about LDs. Now it’s more game heavy.
Last night I was talking to a cyclopse who was playing with his eye. It had many pupils as her rotated it around, each a different color. Would have made a great avatar pic though 
I saved a pink, 2 headed kitten. It was really cute
OMG! 
This must be the biggest dream sign I’ve ever heard of 
Anyway, my dreamsigns are always simmilar… I talk to DC’s about dreams, and don’t notice its a dream
I´ve had two dreams recently where I´m thinking of RCs.
One was were i thought that i should try go under water and do a nose RC.
And another, weird one that i didn´t really understand. Like 5 rocks circuling around a big rock, ,with a image of a person… A girl told me that if I whould shoot at the image, and the person dies then it´s a dream… 
I dreamt that I was posting at this forum, talking about LDs and RCs and I didn’t even bother to ask myself if there was the slightest chance this was a dream…
You know… you might even be dreaming now… RC!!!
One of my DS is unusual animals. I have tried to link anytime I see dog or cat to RC, but normally forget 
In dream last night there was a dog, with 2 heads 
One on each end
I patted it and said nice doggy 
Last night while I was drifting to sleep all those irrational thoughts started buzzing in my mind. One of those thoughts/images was a friend of mine, but the thing is I haven’t seen her in a looong time.
Then I consciously started thinking what would it be like if I saw her in my dream and then realize that it’s a dream, since I haven’t seen her in a long time and God knows when we’ll see each other again.
With that thought i fell asleep and sure enough, she was in my dream, but I didn’t bother to do a RC or suspect that it all might be a dream 
Sometimes you even think things like “well, that will be OK when I wake up”, and then continue non-lucidly but without worrying about whatever you worried about before. Really annoying when you realise it when you wake up.
I dreamt I was flying and fighting a huge lava monster in a volcano and I almost touched the magma, but of course that seemed perfectly normal in the dream! 
A wave pool. Full of people.
No water at all.
D’OH!
I was driving (!) and I thought:
“I should move my foot there but if I do, I will probably wake up”