I really took those two elephants running wild in my neighbourhood for real 
Last night I dreamt that I was in my class, and I turned on and off the light switch just by looking at it. Seemed perfectly normal at the time…
There was a cat which could talk tonight and I find it completely normal. 
Why not? I talk to my cats all the time 
It’s about time cats started talking back 
When will I ever remember that Lightning McQueen does not exist for real? 
lol…
I looked up at the sky and saw the constellation Scorpio. Except instead of it being made up of a dozen or so stars, it was made up of about 50, and there was actual LINES between each star outlining the image. Didnt bat an eyelid
Two nights later I looked up at the sky and saw NINE (yes nine) new moons (black moon, earths shadow totally covering the moon), simultanously in the sky together. Totally normal…
And last night I was standing in a room holding a plastic bag in my hand, and became lucid spontaneously. Where is the sense? haha
I was fighting an escaped mental patient in a straight jacket but i never considered how weird it was.
I was a soldier in Ghost Recon, we got to the outside of a brick cave and 4 outta 6 of us were killed, only me and a russian specialist was left. In the game I think his name’s Guram or somethin like that. And the weird thing is, i woke from that dream, had another, and then after waking from the 2nd, i went back to the ghost recon one with all my partner marines alive. And I think we won. Hm…it’s like I entered a cheat code or something.
Oh and I wasnt lucid in any. Wait, except in the 2nd dream, its kinda funny in a weird way. I was in a different level of ghost recon (maybe these games are a dream sign? 
) It was dark grey everywhere, with clouds at night. This time there was only 3 of us: me in back, some guy in middle, and for some reason, my spanish teacher in front. 
Don’t ask trust me I don’t know why. And we went about 5 steps and the middle guy said “this is what she’ll look like at 80 years old.” and flung a mask in the air. It lands on her face, and the mask looks exactly like she does now. This is the closest I’ve remembered to bein lucid. Cause I was like “that isnt what she looks like at 80.” And I realized I gotta be dreaming only for a second and I woke up. So close!! 
That one is probably up near the top of my weirdest dreams list if I had one.
I was wondering how a accient round chesstable-like weird ceramic thingy helped Spain to take over europe in 480 year A.D. 
When i realized that i might be dreaming, i - using finger - made circle in air and said “HA ! If i were dreaming, i wouldnt be able to do that !”.
One of those dreams, when after waking up your first thought is big “W T F ? ? ?”
lol, I’ve done stuff like that before. I’ve also become lucid just the opposite way, I’ve become lucid by realizing i had 5 fingers.
my wife elbowing me that the limo passing by had golf-cart-wheels. “Don’t you think that is really wierd?!” she yelled at me as she hit me on the shoulder (obviously trying to wake me up). I completely missed the cue.
Well my wife was dating another man…
BUT I’M NOT A GUY!!
I was back to my old school doing some unuseful lessons, one of my teachers were weirder than normal, bah, what a waste.
Two nights ago I drempt I was trying to kill a Black Widdow spider about the size of a dinner plate!! It wasn’t scary, just odd.
Last night I dreamed a huge sickle was stabbed in my right shoulder. I wondered how it didn’t hurt at all, but when I tried to remove it, then the real pain started
I think the title actualy explains most of it…
Evil Magic-Using Monkey Men With Fros!
Then I had another dream where half of it was actualy pretty much a Simpsons episode…and there was martial law declared in school…
I dreamt I stopped an airoplane with my mind powers…
cough
i wonder what made you suddenly want to stop an airoplane SD 
Hmm… maybe cuz it was going to squish someone very spacial… maybe not…
Well my most recent dream gave me the power to fix a fourwheeler that had probably crashed into a wall at 45 miles per hour.
I can’t even replace an air filter.