Funny Conversations with DC’s:
17th of May 2009 - The Tomato Conversation
Funniest FA I ever had… I wake up and a young kitten enters the bedroom. I pet it and say sweet words to it. My husband enters. He’s angry with me because I got a kitten without telling him.
“I only found out just now, we had one!”, I reply but he keeps angry and doesn’t believe me. The kitten runs away. I’m chasing the kitten through the house, but then all of a sudden the environment changes without me noticing. I’m now following a tomato with little arms, eyes and a big mouth. He’s pointing at a labyrinth.
Amaryllis: Wasn’t I awake just before? Where’s the cat I was following? And why am I following a cucumber now?!
Tomato (angry): Pay attention, will ya, I’m a tomato!
Amaryllis: Hmm. Fine. Are you really sure this isn’t a dream?
Tomato: Just follow me!
I’m following the tomato through a labyrinth. It’s some sort of jungle-kitchen garden.
Tomato: Ok, we’re here. Open your eyes.
Amaryllis: Did I have my eyes closed?
Tomato: Yes, you were dreaming!
Millions of strawberries are lying in front of me. I start eating them. There delicious!
Then an angry raspberry appears, he’s furious. He’s standing right before me and yells: TRAITOR! FILTHY THRAITOR! And he’s holding his fist to punch the tomato.
Tomato: laughs unstoppable. Finally… REVENGE!
2nd of July – The spoon conversation
There’s a fridge in the corner where the bar should be. A big white fridge, could also be a washing machine, or maybe it just changed. I find a spoon on top of it. It surprisingly has a mouth and eyes. I’m having the first task of the new challenge in mind and start talking. But I know I’m still in my bed so I lower my voice because I’m afraid I might talk out loud and wake my husband.
Amaryllis: How do you like being a spoon?
Spoon: I am no spoon…
Amaryllis: No spoon? Are you the spoon from the Matrix perhaps?
Spoon: No but we lay in the same drawer
Amaryllis: Can I meet him?
Spoon: Uh, no he’s euh… auditioning right now
Amaryllis: Ow… right… So do you like people?
Amaryllis: People, you know… What do you think of me for instance?
Spoon (thinks long): Well… (long pause) You’re no spoon that’s for sure!
Amaryllis: But neither are you
Amaryllis: Can I bent you?
Spoon: Beg your pardon?
Amaryllis: Bent you… like Neo does in the Matrix…
Spoon: Oh, bent me… sure, you can try… just remember: There is no spoon!
Amaryllis: Yes I know that, clever.