Yeah Good point. I dunno, somehow monkeys just have ’ the edge ’
so can monkeys, monkeys can also be trained to ‘speak’ sign-language
that said i have no real prefference i’d eat both.
I think I speak for my fellow self-righteous vegetarians when I say “shame on you, sir!” 
Besides, isnt eating monkeys a little close to canabalism?
Cannibalism has a long and flavorful history in many parts of the world. Protein is protein 
While I try and approach all life on a equal basis, if I had to choose to hang out with either dolphins or monkeys, I probably have to choose the one not known for throwing it’s own feces and/or stealing a person’s bananas.
To clear up a few lingering thoughts, ( or more precisely to shut down the anti monkey campaign).
#1. Monkeys can swim (Rhesus Macaca can swim in fact I saw them swim 2 days ago) In fact they are so much more playful than dolphins. These monkeys were diving from trees into the ocean. Not for food, or anything tangible but simply for fun.
#2. Monkeys being unhygienic. Most of the adult interaction is in the form of grooming, which is a part of hygiene.
#3. Monkeys do not do it missionary style. They mount each other from behind.
Now when you say monkey, you mean all primates right? Not limited to only new world monkeys, old world monkeys, apes, or prosimians? There are comparitively few dolphin species compared to all the “monkeys.” As you may have guessed I love monkeys.
Plus dolphins have been known to rape other dolphins. Not so beautiful now are they?
That reminds me… A month or so ago, i saw a program on discovery where they where able to get dolphins to communicate using sounds, simple signs and objects… Doplhins are also the animal who have the biggest brain size compared to body weight, only humans have bigger brains…
Just a note, I like monkeys too… but I’ve seen monkeys raping other monkeys, overpowering them, and even raping younger monkeys, or baby ones. That’s just disgusting.
But can’t judge them all by their worst 
MONKEYS RULE!!! They can swing on trees.
dolphins…monkeys…
I dunno, I like ducks.
Cute little mallards 
…maybe I like dolphins better…
If you’re fighting on the side of monkeys, why would you bring that up??? We were so winning 
Monkeys rock, Dolphins metal
YEahhh 
Monkeys masturbate into crowds and throw poop while screaming.
Doplhins squeak and jump through hoops.
I’ll stick with monkeys. 
I feel it, I feel it coming, the monkey people uniting before the third world war the one between …the monkeys and the donkeys…errr the dolphins i ment.
Monkeys, 'cuz monkey knife-fighting is the awesomest sport ever invented.
“Furious George, what have they done to you!” -Burns, The Simpsons