Wouldn’t it be funny if this April Fools joke was actually a Double April Fools joke, in that the joke is that you all think it’s an April Fools Joke when in fact it’s serious.
However, I do hope pasQuale doesn’t pick me up and throw me out the window for cheekily pointing out that, under traditional April Fools rules, all April Fools Jokes must be performed before noon, and since she did hers at 3pm, she has performed an Illegal April Fools Joke, punishable by being sat on and tickled.
