You weirdest dream situations???

OMG today i dreamt that our old collie doy was infact a Porsche GT3, although he was infact a dog, looked/behaved/smelled like a dog. Maybe someone told me that in the dream and i really believed it, OMG… What the hell? Where’s the connection between a dog and and a sportscar??

I also dreamt of a football field, surrounded by a wired fence. And suddenly i dreamed that me and some people i know of have fun defacing and destroying supermarket articles arranged along the fence, like it was a supermarket.

I also dreamt of a Metroid Prime scenario, me and my father shooting at those futuristic doors in a snow scenario, and then, afterwards, building a joint like building a joint in RL is NOT like :grin:

Just so wicked. What are your strangest dreams??
I wonder how it would be like being so naiv in RL, like you are in a dream :happy::smiley:

edit: with football i meant soccer :wink:

Believe it or not, but i once dreamt i was a clock! It made perfectly sense until i woke up. :tongue:

I had a pretty strange one last night aswell, as i had a conversation with our cat during the dream! :eek:

I also had a few strange dreams, where i had the urge to urinate in strange places, like on a telephone, in a fridge, on clothes and so on… During this dreams i am totally embrassed about it, but i dont seem to be able to fight this urge… Indeed a relief when you wake up and find out that it was all a dream :wink:

OMFG LOOOOL, this is sooo funny. Sorry, but just imagining this could make me laugh my whole life, it seems. :smile:

BTW how did you feel like while you was a clock? Was it an analog one?

oh man, don’t get me started on the weird dreams thing…

oh, well, don’t mind if I do:

For starters, the dream I had last night included me being next to a pillar of an overpass and seeing a mechanical sheep. Suddenly this sheep starts firing at me with machine guns. It was really freaking me out because earlier in the night I dreamt about being in my room at home and my friend’s snake was attacking me and this girl i was with (which is really weird because his snake Daisy is a Burmese Python and she is wicked docile, the nicest snake you could own).

Another weird dream I can remember off the top of my head was one where I was in a swimming pool and I was invisible. I knew this because there was a mirror next to the swimming pool (this was at night in an indoor pool). However as I watched the mirror I realized that I was strangling/drowning this blond haired girl under water. As I felt her larynx crack under my thumbs, I woke up pretty freaked out. If you knew me you’d know that dream is really twisted because I’m about as laid back and nonviolent as they get. Hell, I don’t even get mad when I drive in Boston (if you’ve driven in Boston, you’d know how much self controll that requires).

heh, seen hollow man?

yeah, i had. but wasn’t it a guy he strangled in the pool?

It is just totally impossible to explain, as it does not even make sense to me… Is one of these dreams that makes totally sense during the dream itself, but when you wake up you just think what the heck??

It just makes no sense even to me :smile: I think it was a red analog clock though, but i am not sure about that…

I remember haing a very odd dream not too long ago…

I am walking around in the living room/kitchen, don’t remember what I was doing. All of the sudden a miniature bear hurls itself in through the kitchen window. The bear proceeds to set the table for me, filling it with various dishes, plates etc. So I’m standing there somewhat puzzled, when I notice the bear forgot to fetch the salad dish. I get angry and start yelling at the bear, shouting out how incompetent it is. "You stupid bear!! AArgh!! :grrr: :grrr: "etc. The bear gets so frightened, it runs into the kitchen and hides inside our dishwasher. It even closes the door behind itself.

lol!!

LMFAO! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. . .

:smile:

i dreamt i was an inviscible elf, and other elf soliders were chasing me, but they couldnt see me, so they used the kid elf prince’s to find me (the prince’s were the only ones who could see me)
so i was like in metal gear solid, sneaking around the castle trying to get away from the soliders :smile:

In another one Dervish dances came and chalanged me and my brother to a duell, they were girls, and had swords and stuff…we did not, so we had 10 mins to find something to defend ourselves with :smile:

oh, and another time i was sitting in my bed with 5-6 friends…and suddenly we hear this music from my dads bedroom next to mine…so we’re like…??? so i can see through the wall, and there is lots of old people dancing to techno and dance music, and haveing the best of times :smile:
and then a girl walks out to spy on them in the kitchen, but she gets busted, so there comes this old lady chasing her into my room, and we stand there holding the handle, so she cant some in…
Later i see david letterman show, or jay leno or whatever, and one of my friends sitts there talking about sex with multiple people, and orgasms and stuff :smile:

Does being chased by King Kong (who, by the way, is holding a very big water pistol) count?

the most strange was probably when I sellotaped a cat to have the right facial expression! :cool_laugh:
I have lots of strange dreams…

Once the walls in my bathroom where bleeding :eek: . Then I woke up and walked to the bathroom and they started bleeding again and I got lucid and woke up and went to the bathroom again. But this time IRL.

Were they still bleeding IRL? :help:

BTW, this is some funny stuff guys…OMG…Am actually laughing out loud. Can’t help it, and it’s 12:40 AM

my arm was a pink liquidy substance in everyone of my dreams last night.

i thought that was kinda weird

Nazca - No luckily they weren’t bleeding IRL :content:

i remember in one dream i had a while ago i was chasing an old lady with the rocket launcher from ut 2004, trying to get a lock on her. i didn’t get that though, cause the whole chase was in an abandoned office building. the weird part is that i happened again, and again. the last time, i had like 4 pistols, and then i got in to a dark room, and there she was, just standing there with a evil look on her face. i pulled the trigger, but the gun i was holding was empty, cause i used the bullets up during the chase. then she started breaking my arm, and i woke up.

in another, i was in this huge mansion, that was laid out like a maze, and was fighting some scary guy, i was using a gun that looked like a rocket launcher when laying on the ground, but was some sort of plasma cannon. it was a good gun, but slow as hell to reload. in the end, the bad guy won. i was trapped in a room with two ways out, and he was covering them both. he said i could choose how to die, by which way i try to escape. i then made time go really fast for a while, hoping someone would show up and distract the guy, but no one showed up. then the dream ended.

i know, i need to cut back on my playing games…

I’ve had some bizzare dreams. This one is more of a nightmare than anything, but nonetheless quite strange.

OK so my friend Angelo comes into my class and gives a presentation on ‘theses’. However this is not in the sense of what the word means. In this case, a thesis was something to the effect of, when you reach an age of maturity, you’re supposed to proclaim your belief that there are two levels higher than God… :eh:

Also one of these gods was some sort of shaker made of wood. I saw a brief computer-like image of what it looked like.

Ok, so in my dream, I was supposed to be a little kid, so I decided to do a thesis, thinking I was mature enough. Well it turns out I wasn’t, so whenever I did or said anything immature I would feel a pain in my side. :eek:

Finally I got so sick of it that I prayed to God to ‘abort’ my thesis so to speak. Then my dream ended.

Kinda weird eh?