That reminds me of Pac-Man for some reason. 
I find myself living in places other than my current residence. (In dreams 
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I didn’t realize that it wasn’t normal for furniture to be talking to me. Damn brave little toaster…
In a dream I had a couple of nights ago, I dreamt that Donna from That '70s Show was my best friend
Another night I dreamt that Sullivan from Monsters Inc, was trying to catch me with a net. Completely normal! 
Ok, so in my dream last night, I was thinking about a dream I had earlier that week. Somehow, a dream character knew what I was thinking without me actually saying it. He said “You weren’t really lucid, you had a FLD, where you think you’re lcuid, but you really aren’t.” That really confused me, and I guess I just went along with it. lol, these DC’s are sneaky. I like that, it’s like they’re trying to delay your road to lucidity as long as possible 
I remember having a morning dream where it’s a light sleep. In the back of my head I kept repeating “I’m dreaming, I’m dreaming”. But then another part of me was like “yes, but you’re not quite dreaming yet, so I’ll listen to that in a little while” then I just kept dreaming and woke up.
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Last night I had a dream that I could glide and fall from high places and not get hurt. Everytime I did something like that i would tell myself “its okay, none of this is real so I can’t get hurt.” Natuarlly I continued to dream without a single RC. It’s like my subconcious self doesn’t want to meet my real self, so it gave me a fake LD to keep me happy. 
It is completely normal for humans to be able to jump over bays or have other bizarre powers. 
Once my hair turned to Pretzels. 'Nuff Said.
A tank on top of a roof. I don’t think that happens often.
I was a peguin. I was talking with other peguins. I jumped from peguin plane with other pegunis. And it wasn’t something special for me.
Well.
I saw a naked girl , that counts ?
Well, I was a girl… but not naked. 
I dream about my brother every night. He has been in Italy for 5 weeks.
My father called fish (like a farmer can call his pigs) and when they came to shore our pet tiger caught them.
I once dreamt of becoming a moderator of newgrounds.com.
How could I have thought that was real?!?!?!
Another time I dreamt about being in some sort of video game that doesn’t exist. My family was in it and I had this katana that had an extremely short blade. My brother was using tambourines as a weapon and my mom said it wasn’t real, just a video game…
That’s not normal, is it?
My mate parked his car in the living room and the handbrake worked via remote control. 
I was traveling with my parents, but insteed of pulling the trailer, they were pulling a large house behind the car, and it was about 1000 ft. in the air, not on the road. I got all excited because about five owls came flying up next to the house, not abut the house flying 
Slime was dripping from the ceiling of my room, black creatures with 6 legs were chasing me and outside there were so called “frost dogs” that were exuding a temperature of -16degF so you’d literally freeze if they got anywhere close to you.
Also I had a dream about an American Idol contestant performing the same song 2 weeks in a row…
I should have known… -_-"
My alarm clock being altared, or broken, is one of my dreamsigns I miss every time. This DS is usualy in a FA. I dreamed my alarm clock was taller, and it looked like my sound machine, I heard some preacher preaching on it, but I couldnt make out what he was saying.
A little bit ago I did my faithful hand RC. I looked at my right hand. Four of my fingers (not the thumb) were reversed. I completely missed it. I became lucid though only because my pinky (now next to my thumb) was bent at a slightly odd angle. One that I can just about do with my index…wow, what a good reason to be go lucid